Epic QBN poem
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I wonder, just to pass the time,
can QBNers make shit rhyme,
- TheBlueOne0
Rhymes with "Snail"...
- ********0
as studiospooky did inquire,
chants of "hacker!" did inspire
to set one's desk alight in fire.
meet me up down the pub in whilkshire
- ********0
worcestershire = wooster
- ********0
'Whilkshire' just curls me up.
So wrong and yet, so right.
- creative-0
Spooky doth reside in Brighton,
Where goths and emos scare and frighten.
- ********0
what rhymes with "work for hire"?
- HACKERS! HACKERS!
DESK ON FIRE!******** - Giggity giggity, like Quagmire.5timuli
- HACKERS! HACKERS!
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Well, I think that went really well. Shall we wrap it up there then?
Great.
- if you end it here, its hardly epic now is it?********
- No, but mere seconds after posting it, I realsied what a really really lame idea it was. Welcome to Whilkshire.********
- if you end it here, its hardly epic now is it?
- Jaline0
, mate.
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Jaline,
You're late.
- e-pill0
studiospooky.... use filter and find thread called "NT RAPS" there you will see the pressence of dope lyrics.
- Jaline0
Don't look so grim, Tim.
- detritus0
> Enter stage left, StudioSpooky.
(vivacious, loquacious, an enthusiastic rookie)> Laptop Opens, light gleams out in the dark
ss: (exeunt sense, as our hero..) Hark!> Amidst gloomy mist,
> Rises through trapdoor, skt(if you were a bookie,
here you'd bet against nookie)skt: You're trying too hard!
ss: (jarred) HACKERS! HACKERS!, DESK ON FIRE!
skt: With nonsense, sir, you doth conspire!And so endeth this play of The Shaven Wookie.
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As I was a-walking one morning in May,
I crashed on a logo that read Newstoday -
O fuck, I said, it's spring - it's etherialz!
And I kick'd out the shit of some printed materials.