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- ComicSans_Rocks0
Be very aware of first day initiation hazing... it could be brutal???
- OSFA0
be careful of 'friendly' co-workers who might think they are really really rediculously good looking 5'7" hunk of a man, specially if he takes you out to lunch on your first day. This will make you his bitch and you will have to pay him back with lotsa butt secks...
just ask flavorful....
- haha. no lunch yet..the company fed us delightful sandwiches, i'll mooch off of him when the time isstudderine
- RIGHT.studderine
- flavorful...but...wh...studderine
- please tell me smooch is not slang for.... ;)OSFA
- MOOCH I SAID...I DARE YOU TWIST MY sweet sweet words of youth.studderine
- studderine0
my first day was fine, just orientation..it is about 3 weeks long..i am waiting to get on a project so i really flew my muscles. although, i don't know how strong they are yet..
- you'll be fine...OSFA
- thanks buddy..i may not know it all..but i try hard.studderine
- dude, nobody knows it all....OSFA
- not even..k0na?studderine
- Don't say a word until you get the first paycheck.AndyRoss
- wordsinyourmouth0
studderine, good luck man. i had my first day on the 15th, twas good, i'm now a seasoned veteran two weeks later j/k
- studderine0
i've so much taller....so much
- i am...damn those nerves.studderine
- YOU BASTARD!
*yells from studderines knee capskona
- chaimelimeliah0
Tell everyone how you will enjoy being their boss in 3 years and how they should start getting used to you dishing out orders...
- studderine0
my intentions are to gain considerable knowledge on design and general tomfoolery.
your loyal employee,
studderine
- flavorful0
Teh second studder logs into NT the first time, kOna should spoof e-mails from MIS asking what his intentions are for being on the site, haha.
- kona0
I'm cracking up over here. haha.
- crack up ehehhhhhh...ehh?!?!
studderine - HAHAkona
- I heard you had a long, deep, wet, smelly crack. Should I believe it?AndyRoss
- crack up ehehhhhhh...ehh?!?!
- madirish0
i didn't know i was accepting applications....
- pascii0
wear a tie!
- flavorful0
i am so nervous for studderine i could barf awaiting the pregnancy results. oh nose! that's a tell-tale sign!
madirish
(Jan 28, 08, 7:58 a.m.)
- madirish0
i am so nervous for studderine i could barf.
- kerus0
try not to fart.
- thedriver0
Don't fuck up!
- _eh_0
my advice:
Kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch.
- flavorful0
This may be weird coming from me, but I've found that keeping your mouth relativity shut and not trying to "blend in" to the established group is a good idea for the first few weeks.
Then when people get used to you, then you can act like the classless son of a bitch you are and it's too late for them because they have already accepted you.
- Fariska0
Another innocent victim to be slaughtered by the creative director and his fellow seniors with one single sharp sentence: "Are you a creative? You look like an accountant!"
j/k Enjoy, will be funny!
- kona0
you'll do fine dude. don't worry about the seniors. if you're lucky enough one of them, who might be a really really rediculously good looking 5'7" hunk of a man might take you out to lunch on your first day. who knows.
- Man or midget?
How's the weather down there?flavorful - :D
I'm the asshole who uses people shorter than me as arm rests, haha.flavorful - HAHA! "hunk of a midget" doesn't sound as good.kona
- weather...is....BULL...studderine
- Man or midget?