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- madirish0
such a fucking nut.
- TheBlueOne0
Later, Mr. Romney admired a child’s gold necklace and said, “Oh, you’ve got some bling-bling here.”
- nice to see he's adopted appropriate vernacular in honor of Rev. Dr. King.mxhxr
- All the other Mormons call Romney a "hep cat". Or so I hear...TheBlueOne
- harlequino0
This reminds me of Gene Hackman in "Royal Tannenbaums"
"You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!"
- flashbender0
dude will do/say anything to get elected.
- kona0
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
- TheBlueOne0
- HAHAHA!kona
- you just sealed my vote
Point5 - haha!flashbender
- i actually had to break that down into steps... sigh, long day, haha734
- HAHA! I saw that on a car already, and I almost peed myself from laughing in the parking lot.pantone
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- grafiktees0
Out of touch is an under statement!
- TheBlueOne0
"Washington is broken, but we can fix it with real, conservative change." — Mitt Romney in new campaign ad.
Right! We need a change from the last 7 years of real conservatives in the White Hou...oh...wait a minute...
- WTF is a conservative change?9832892398
- we need static motion now9832892398
- hahah @ static motion
flashbender
- donbrewer0
Here's another one who thinks marriage is for straight people only - when do I get to vote on who he marries?
- peteski0
Mormons are taught that the skin color of African Americans (aka the Lamanites) is a mark of the curse which God had placed on them for being lazy.
- then why am I white?
flashbender - You'll have to ask Moronipeteski
- Does Tom Cruise know about this? I think only he can help.TheBlueOne
- then why am I white?
- ukit0
- TheBlueOne0
Great comment from the blog-o-spheres:
"You can almost hear the gears grinding inside Romney's head, with his brain repeating in Homer Simpson-like fashion "Say something street, let them know you're with it," and then when he busts out with the Baha Men tune, the brain saying "That's it, I'm outta here."