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- kelpie
...new users.
Listen, I know you guys all think you're really funny and that you think you've earned the right to shit on the new guys, but I really wish you would all stow your sense of entitlement and TRY to make the new guys on the site feel appreciated and wanted.
Yes, I know they may talk rubbish a lot and come across as really naive sometimes, especially when repeating new in jokes over and over and over again and posting things to do with tits and stuff, but remember; you were a new guy once, you cried yourself to sleep when the older boys picked on you, you didn't know your arse from your elbow, so have a care people, put on a big smile and welcome these newcomers into our folds.
I'm mind hugging you all right now. even you skt.
/ end word-vom /
- detritus0
Getting self-conscious, Kelpie?
I get this periodically, usually just after I have a think about the "Newstoday/QBN's going to shit" sentiment that pops up occasionally.
ps. cock.
- Congratulations. You've just bored me to tears. How about saying something interesting?detritus
- oh fuck you.detritus
- Got a tax return needing doing, maybe? Got better things to do? Shouldn't you be doing them?detritus
- OH FUCK OFF WITH THE TAX RETURNS ALREADY, FFS.detritus
- STFUJaline
- I beg your pardon, young lady?detritus
- this is what I'm talking about. Its leave your purity at the door stuff in this place.kelpie
- jonatne0
I've tried saying that before..
- kelpie0
hey man, I'm just trying to promote a sense of happy positivity and joy.
ps. fanny
- neue75_bold0
// because we get soo much nicer to each other as time goes on...
- < retromingent.detritus
- wow...neue75_bold
- in reality i all buy you a cup of coffee, no matter the hate. i'll take it. bare a few angry emails or two..9832892398
- why would you take it? why buy me a coffee? wtf are you all on about...neue75_bold
- love9832892398
- kelpie0
you guys just can't help it can you?
How are the younger generation ever to reach their potential when those before them treat them so??
I'ma start the cub scouts...
- QBN peeplez has potential? I was never informed of this...TheBlueOne
- Studiospooky0
Hey, is this thread about me?
- paraselene0
you were all cunts to me when i was a noob.
- Heh, bloody derelict squatting hippynik - GET A JOB!detritus
- and see how foul and whorish her language has become??
your words are a window to your soul young lady. for shamekelpie - you suck at notes.skt
- LOSERskt
- AMERICAN.moth
- Hi, para. Havenèt seen you around lately.
damn French keyboard! èèJaline - para is a planner in an advertising firm now, that's like being in the CIA, hence no postskelpie
- oh, i see. all important and stuff. okay. I am not hurt in the least.
:PJaline - Seriously though, hope your job is going well, para.Jaline
- skt0
get yourself right to fuck kelpie with your bleeding heart you cunt.
- kelpie0
you need God in your life son.
- skt0
probably.
- Studiospooky0
Surely nobody actually takes offense at the kind of retarded pooh-flinging that passes for territorial aggression on QBN do they? If they do, then I'm glad they leave again. I don't want to be on QBN if its full of wet eyed softies.
- *Gently smears a peculiarly- peanutty mound of faeces into Spooky's hair*detritus
- Thanks D, I was getting a bit split-endy and all that nut oil is, err.... yeah.Studiospooky
- kelpie0
I can't believe the attitude of you utter cunts. It's almost as if the original post has been taken as some form of sarcasm or something.
badgerfuckers.
- surely no one would have such a highly developed form of ironyRandd
- it's boring to live in only irony and sarcasm..9832892398
- I'm glad at least one man here is prepared to take this at face value. Oh wise one.kelpie
- i am not wise. i am just trying to live a life in the grey area. as grey as possible.9832892398
- I meant randd...kelpie
- naturally.9832892398
- cunt.9832892398
- I love you though, you and your foot.kelpie
- my eye, ffs, my eye.9832892398
- i'm not sure you're the expert on that one, janne.paraselene
- neue75_bold0
fuck me...
- gladly9832892398
- will you PLEASE stop this! you're making me uncomfartablekelpie
- Do you want me to call your gf?Jaline
- ...and let her know what you want...Jaline
- Jaline0
I've been treated fairly nicely (for obvious reasons), but I agree with kelpie.
At the same time, what would the site be known for if members did not terrify n00bs?
QBN would have a loss of identity.
- you are a beautiful snowflake jaline. many on here could learn much from you.kelpie
- Snowflakes have a mote of dust at their heart, sometimes of extraterrestrial origin.detritus
- You're not new though. You're old and tatty like me.moth
- lol @ detritusCorvo
- You are right, moth (as per usual). I am pretty old now.Jaline
- also, both detritus and kelpie are correct.Jaline
- Drno0
Amen
- 98328923980
bless
- Randd0
what are the "obvious reasons"? perhaps they are no so obvious?
- *censors self*detritus
- They are. Guys here are nicer to girls than they are to other guys. Fact.Jaline
- i am the manloving type of guy. i am nice to jaline to avoid getting verbal threats from all the hetero's on here.9832892398
- You are half-right...Jaline