Tom Cruise, Lunatic
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- PonyBoy0
i heard L. Ron Hubbard knocked up katy
- ian0
When you drive past an accident, when you're a scientologist its different. Cos you know you're the only person that can truly help...
Now get those ambulances outta my way fucko, scientologist coming through!
- lolCALLES
- HAHAHA!kona
- Excuse me, doctor! I have to audit this man immediately!waterhouse
- ********0
im sorry sir you cant be in here this is an operating room
its ok, im tom cruise. im here to truly help
- Point50
so happy this is back up...
- CALLES0
does this apply if i go to a bar and i'm extremly horny? can i find myself a scientologist to "help me"
- you might need to start your own religion if you want that to apply to sex********
- you might need to start your own religion if you want that to apply to sex
- ********0
if you cut this speech in half, that's more or less what you have to say to sell a website to a pawn-shop.
- dopepope0
"Now get those ambulances outta my way fucko, scientologist coming through!"
lol
- Stugoo0
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- kona0
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- haha level 2 scientologist with +10 shit-eating grin, and -4 height********
- stop playing warcraft 734Point5
- hahahah -4 height....OnesandZeros
- haha level 2 scientologist with +10 shit-eating grin, and -4 height
- madirish0
what the hell is this guy even talking about???
- monkeyshine0
when is this from? OMG..I knew he was a wack-a-doo but had no idea that he is seriously insane.
- Meeklo0
wow.. he lost me completely... what is he talking about?
- ********0
...only travolta knows
- jnnbugg0
oh my god. He is just like his character in the movie Magnolia!
- _niko0
this is part of the scientologist welcome package, i think it was the main reason Cruise joined.
- ********0
what is KSW?
- http://www.xenu-dire…Point5
- Kinetic
Scientological
Wanking********
- gramme0
I saw him getting a medal on the news this morning in some sort of church/temple-ish setting. Is that the entry prize? A medal? An IOU for the electric koolaid to come later if L. Ron doesn't come back from his universe walkabout?
- gramme0
Wait it's cool, I think he's back now. The scientologists are free to blow up Micronesia.
- satan0
omg that's completely beyond reason. I didn't know the guy was completely berzerk. the scary thing is there's a whole shitload of these nutcases.
- we have more influential crazy people to worry about first********
- in Europe too. Two of my colleagues adhered to this thing in Lisbon in 1990. haven't seen them since...********
- ..in a way it's better this way coz they would have either turned into vegans or worse, "alternative dudes"********
- we have more influential crazy people to worry about first