My dream last night

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  • CyBrain

    I was in a strange house where a woman was holding several people captive. Donald Rumsfeld was on the floor. I interrupted them and yelled at Rumsfeld that he should never have a job again and that if he were hired to clean a bathroom he would make a deal with the germs to clean themselves and he'd still keep his pay.

  • josimar0

    a fine example of dreams only being interesting to the person that has them.
    and stay off the crack.

    • There it is. Helpful tip: If you find yourself saying, "I had a dream last night...", stop talking.blaw
    • hahaag
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    question is: are you awake yet?

  • mg330

    I had a dream last night,er, this morning that I was playing ea.skate in real life. Like, I had an x-box controller and a remote control skateboard, making it go down ditches and up ramps and stuff.

    Then, I was in a restaurant skating it down some steps when some kid tried to step on it. I rushed up to him and called him a dickhead and pushed him back in front of all these people, and took off running. I ran across the parking lot and into a field that was parallel to a big ravine and a highway, just running and running. Found a group of milk crates and thought "This is where the cooks and bus boys must hang out. I ran for at least 1/2 a mile and then a cop caught me. I was just like "for that? how'd you get here so fast?" I had hidden behind a wall of some kind and threw the controller and board out like it was a gun.

  • nadnerb0

    a while ago i dreamt I was going down a huge waterslide that had poop all over it

    • actually that was real. ps. sorry i pooped on your waterslide
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  • _salisae_0

    I was reading about sleep just now and came across a benign sleep phenomena called 'exploding head syndrome' in which the sufferer experiences a tremendously loud roar in their head while asleep.

    What a great name for a disorder. I may pretend i have it for conversation's sake.

    • in all honesty i think i have that... hahaha thats the best name ever
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  • Point50

    My dream last night was that I was at a drive-in movie theater and this creepy old man parked next to us kept playing his radio loud and throwing beer cans all over the place so I got out of my car and went over to talk to him. Well, we got into a fight and everyone started to leave, so I jumped into this chick's car and left with her, then we were on the run for the next 2 days from this crazy guy from the drive-in. The chick was Heidi Montag from that crappy Hills TV show that was on MTV. She so wanted to make out with me once we ditched that old guy, but the sounds of my wife and kids in the living room woke me up and kept me from doing my Hollywood duty.

    I blame gossip sites.