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Headline: Grim Shady
While I waited for my sandwich to be prepared by talented Sandwich artists working passionately on my commission, I read in the Mirror, or was it The Sun, that Eminem lives like a recluse in his detroit mansion playing computer games all day and eating take-outs of fast food. His weight has ballooned... BALLOONED MIND YOU... he's covered in spots, his hair is long and lank and he has a variety of medical complications bought on by unheatlhy eating, depression and sedentary living. He also spent Christmas in hospital with serious heart problems, and nobody has even noticed, thanks to that bitch Britney stealing all the media attention.
- ********0
I don't care about Eminem, I don't care about Britney either, or any celebrity for that matter!! I don't understand people's addiction/fascination with celebrities?! :/
- modernstyle0
Maybe everything that magazines tells you isn't true?
- but everything in news media is true. especially on the internets********
- but everything in news media is true. especially on the internets
- ********0
Modernstyle, you seemed to have cut right through the fog of popular perception and struck at a truth previously unseen by my eyes. I feel as though I have lived my life asleep, I am going to undress now and dance freely, unencumbered by the shackles of this world. Look. Look how my penis dances a complimentary dance, bobbing in the opposite direction to my own joyous movements. Hang on, its firming up. Hang on... oh god.
- it was funny and sarcastic until the last couple of sentences. then it was just ghastly and tragic********
- ... by design.********
- Haha!!! yeahh!!!********
- it was funny and sarcastic until the last couple of sentences. then it was just ghastly and tragic
- modernstyle0
oh did I forget a smiley :P
- No Probalo I just had a few seconds to kill while I processed.********
- No Probalo I just had a few seconds to kill while I processed.
- coalson0
is this done with papervision http://www.eminem.com/
- Faction180
i think that site was done before papervision was released. wefail built it.
- Jaline0
wicka wicka Slim Shady
- ********0
Jaline, are you rapping?
- isn't it obvious...Jaline
- It doesn't get far enough to actually rhyme, so its difficult to know for sure at this point.********
- ********0
are you dj spooky as well?
- Who, me or Jaline? Either way, the answer will be no.********
- Who, me or Jaline? Either way, the answer will be no.
- Ramanisky20
- thats it?
he looks the same to me.
lets see some fatty photos of eminemMeeklo
- thats it?
- ********0
I am interested what a fat, depressed Eminem would flow about? Could be interesting.
The Elvis parallels are uncanny.
- Jaline0
He is quite feminine looking sometimes.
- ********0
You Gotta move yourself over to, where the chips wait for you, where the steak beckons you, and the soda fizzles you-roll but now gravity pulls-you-down, maddening, fools-you-now makes you think you can crawl, but you sink further all, into old pizza carts folds of fat trumpet farts, killed the cat, squashed it flat, go with inertia down, king with a burger crown, rap with a dumpy clown, crap with a grumpy frown... etc...
- hah YEAH!!!********
- It was like as though I was channelling him or something. WORD. UP. >> OUT.********
- hah YEAH!!!
- Zerf0
maybe fifity should send him some flowers if em is feeling down.
- pango0
nehhh not really surprised this is happening to him.
and i could careless about his life.
as long as he can still make some damn good tunes, i don't really care if he is fat."I'M FAT! I'M FAT! da da la JA MO!"
- Weird Al
- Meeklo0
eminems dad?
