I'm sorry sir, your Green Card has expired...

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  • czawada0

    Shitty dude. Hope it all works out.

    On the bright side, you could be stranded in worse places.

    • This sir, is very true. As it is I am typing this from the pool at the country club.jevad
    • I hate you.czawada
  • jevad

    Ha Ha - true story. Wait for the punchline...

    I shoul dbe on a plane right now headed back to Denver. Only, when I got to the airport and started checking-in, the lovely lady there felt it prudent to inform me that my Green Card had expired, and as such, that I could not fly. Hahhaha. oh no wait, it gets better.

    Sunday - so the embassy is closed.

    And at any rate the soonest they could re-route us is Wednesday. Via Detriot. Hong Kong - Tokyo - Detriot - San Fran - Denver.

    @#@#*&$&%%))_+_SF(F(F(F...

    This is, of course, assuming that the Embassy here can, and will, give me an extension letter.

    OtherwiseI suppose I will have to get my son enrolled in school here....

    I am going to get it in the fucking ear from the ex missus when she lands herself and gets my voicemail.