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I keep getting emails from Rajdeep Pathak who lives in India. I told the man that I was not the right email recipient, but I still get his requests for various graphic art work, or employment. He sent me a nice email today, I would like to share it with you:
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I wish you Health...
So you may enjoy each day in comfort.
I wish you the Love of friends and family...
And Peace within your heart.
I wish you the Beauty of nature...
That you may enjoy the work of God.
I wish you Wisdom to choose priorities...
For those things that really matter in life.
I wish you Generousity so you may share...
All good things that come to you.
I wish you Happiness and Joy...
And Blessings for the New Year.
I wish you the best of everything...
That you so well deserve.
Happy New Year 2008. Happiness Always. God Bless.____
God Bless you Rajdeep, and may 2008 be a good one for you and yours, Just remember to keep your arm out of the tiger cage.
All the best,
_eh_
- "...Just remember to keep your arm out of the tiger cage."
^ Good advice, that.blaw
- "...Just remember to keep your arm out of the tiger cage."
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Dear All,I wanted to send a holiday greeting to you all. I must confess,
though, that taking such action worries me a little. It is in facts
so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without
potentially causing offence. Therefore I asked our lawyers for advice and here is what I feel comfortable to say to you:Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, non denominational, non political celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated in recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make my country great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of their wishes.By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message;
however, a significant number of electrons were slightly rearranged.Sanjay
- Rajdeep's bro?********
- outsourcing is overrated********
- Great bunch of guys._eh_
- Rajdeep's bro?
- emokid0
MIA blows.
- emokid0
that "Bhutto Killed" thread blows.
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*Puts on wizard hat and robe.
- emokid0
happy new year fellow bloggers. 2007 was by far the worst year of my existence so far. here's to hoping that this is rock bottom and the only way is upward. cheers!
- cosmo0
happy new year.
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99% is misunderstood, unnoticed or disagreed with. why bother?
- For there are two kinds of people in one's system.********
- 1. The type that know exactly what I am talking about.********
- 2. The type that simply cannot comprehend what I am talking about.********
- 3. The later deserve exactly what the initial think.********
- For there are two kinds of people in one's system.
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...it is always 3 o'clock in the morning" anyway according to F Scott. The only book of his I can stomach is posthumous.
- BonSeff0
last night i partied like it was monday night
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our car has a thing that automatically turns down the iPod and answers a bluetooth-equipped phone when it rings. but we don't have a bluetooth-equipped phone
- so this happens in traffic because of the cunts next to you with their bluetooth phones?********
- I see an advertising market opportunity: Bluetooth aural bleed. At stop signs, near the starbucks, the ipOd will go down and the ad will come up " Git yr red eye yentl yeti venti ahead 50 feet, ya hoor"
Burma shave for 21st c.******** - I think it has to be 'initialized" to your own phone********
- Is your car KITT?_eh_
- bluetooth broadcasts ...only a matter of time.********
- so this happens in traffic because of the cunts next to you with their bluetooth phones?
- _eh_0
- check out the reel-to-reel.********
- I saw this first********
- FFFFOUND********
- check out the reel-to-reel.
- _eh_0
- God Bless._eh_
- loose talk will get a drink********
- loose wimmin can cost paternity.
so can loose johnnies.emecks - We must steal their ear growing technology.ninjasavant
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felicity, blindness, infirmity... thy will be done
- Sarge, you're gonna make it, I know it, the whole squad is pulling for you, even Mabel.********
- nt = "foxhole drama"********
- Sarge, you're gonna make it, I know it, the whole squad is pulling for you, even Mabel.
- _eh_0
Greetings Friend,My lovely wife Andrea is interested in your car that she saw
on(www.trader.ca) sheinsisted that i get her your car as her coming birthday present and i
promised her that i must grant her request because i love her so much.Please, if the car is still available for sale, kindly get back to me
with the information below:1. Bottom asking price..........
2. Present mileage.............
3. Present condition of the car.........
4. Where is the car located..............
5. Picture of the car interior if any..........Get back with me if you are willing to sell the car to us.
Best Regards,
Capsize.
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cooking oil from deep-fried turkeys can't be good for care engines, can it?
- "car"********
- they can for those that burn veggie oil as the fuel source.madirish
- "car"
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"if this bus be rocking don't be knocking"
- detritus0
I just received a spam entitled 'LloydBulkyFuckstick'.
- hahahahaninjasavant
- it would be even funnier if it was LordBulkyFuckstick********
