run far jump high end is nigh fail
don’t sigh retry get up catch up catch breath cheat death cross chasm gain orgasm ascend pretend stand, lie don’t die in pain
maintain your height your might delight, god go enjoy that’s my boy fight, flee, fuck good luck nearly there hear us cheer don’t care have fun homerun touchdown break down hit ground there you go crash smash told you so.

that pretty much sums up Newstoday history since day 1 for me. thanks ALL of you for the kind wishes and presents! things like these are truly the sole reason for spending the bucketloads of time we do.