Bike Sex!
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- CALLES
thats it... rapture!
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotl…
i know about loving your bike but this?
- Raniator0
"...Sex Offenders Register for three years..."
wtf?
Did he even cum?!
- kelpie0
I know its just his bike, but not cumming is not a good enough excuse not to be added to the sex offenders register, generaly
- Jonanon0
How?... Between the spokes?
- kelpie0
up the tail pipe, surely
- grafiske0
I was thinking take the seat out and RAM THAT FUCKER.
- Concrete0
I was gonna shag a scratch card this week but the bastards at Camelot withdrew it!
- madirish0
i'm pretty sure only a drunk DUDE, would think of this...
- PonyBoy0
NSFW**PORN**NSFW**PORN**NSFW**PO...
I'm not sure how that dude was banging his own bike... but there are devices out there on the market if you wish to have sex w/your bike.
- CALLES0
lol!
or maybe take the sit off and sit on it?
you know... comon courtesy. return the favor
- CALLES0
I was gonna shag a scratch card this week but the bastards at Camelot withdrew it!
Concrete
(Nov 15 07, 07:47)+1
- blaw0
Much nicer:
- ********0
«Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me.»
yeah - sure...
- radar0
"In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me.
I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."
- Point50
if only a woman had handlebars...
- CALLES0
if only a woman had handlebars...
Point5
(Nov 15 07, 08:02)isn't that the reason god made them wear long hair?
- Point50
not sure what goes down in MIA, but I'm snatchin out wigs and extensionz over hurr
- Concrete0
If the bike had a puncture, would he get done for GBH?
- Concrete0
Grievous Bicycle Harm
- Meeklo0
My god...
that bike had its innocence stolen from it...must be devastating for the poor bike...
