Marry a Dog
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- CALLES
umm... dude
- version30
so who does the dog call in case of another stoning? social services or the aspca?
- harlequino0
sexy bitch
- CALLES0
what if she wants a divorce to get all he's money
- harlequino0
"Welcome, welcome, here's program. Are you here for the groom or the bride?"
"Woof."
"Ah, then have a seat on that side there."
- Concrete0
I got a dog stoned once, didn't kill it though.
Phew!
- TheBlueOne0
Third world problem?
- gramme0
So, Hinduism has lost the PR campaign once and for all...
- gramme0
"The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun."
BWAHAHAHAHA
- flashbender0
So does the wedding have to be "consumated" in order for it to be official?
4paws1... um nevermind.
- anzelina0
"The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun."
BWAHAHAHAHA
gramme
(Nov 13 07, 08:22)My thoughts.
Dog's got a bone? Bun? Huh?
- harlequino0
In case you want to send a gift...
http://www.pawpalaceonline.com/g…
- Point50
well, good thing he didn't stone alligator I guess.
- spendogg0
Isn't this what the religious zealots are worried will happen in the US if gay marriage is to be allowed.
- harlequino0
Perhaps it has something to do with the coming of Gozer.
http://jahozafat.com/0095461785/…
- ********0
sounds civil enough
- ********0
cool!
- CALLES0
haha BBC has a more proper heading
but aren't bitches a curse as it is?
- version30
i had a thought...
so if i killed slaves, will marrying a black woman scratch that all from the record?
yeah... didn't think so
- Jaline0
^ very true
But it also depends on how you perceive dogs/animals in relation to humans and vice-versa.
- radar0
I wonder if Vick married a dog, it would cure his ailments?