Worst Morning Ever
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- neue75_bold0
if this is your worst morning ever, you have indeed led a charmed life thusfar...
- Fariska0
Time to get a cat.
The only drawback about having a totally natural de-ratting service is that you can find your predator showing off its preys on your doormat (if you are lucky enough) or between your pillows (if you are unlucky / your cat is a siamese asshole). On the brighter side.. it purrs.
- Antonelli0
i would like a rat collage and i will pay you 16 dollars for it.
- antigirl0
i'll do it. i'll kill ratz.
- sherman0
like asap style work?
antigirl
(Nov 8 07, 12:37)you kill rats?
sorry to hear about your car.
- antigirl0
my car (finally) gave up and needs 1200 dollars in repairs.
oh and i have like minus $ right now. anybody gots works? like asap style work?
- eb60
I hate fucking rats.
sherman
(Nov 8 07, 07:42)Yeah, doesn't sound like much fun.
- danthon0
I told you to get a cat... you can borrow mine
- wordsinmouth0
hahahha
- TheBlueOne0
and why are the spiders so big this year? I have that too.
sherman
(Nov 8 07, 07:56)'Cause you keep killing the rats that eat the spiders maybe?
Just sayin'.
- ian0
wow, just realised I bummed out the thread. Ta for the sentiments.
Can't think of a bad taste joke but insert one here! Something about woodpiles or something...
- k0na_an0k0
you would think the compost and woodshed would be plenty fine accommodations.
sherman
(Nov 8 07, 08:26)they've come inside for your blood
- sherman0
you would think the compost and woodshed would be plenty fine accommodations.
- _eh_0
I guess the wood pile isn't warm enough for them this time of year.
- sherman0
yeah sorry ian
- k0na_an0k0
damn, real sorry to hear that ian.
- ian0
funny, last monday I got a phone call at 5 in the morning to say my granddad had died, so got to the hospital before just before 6 to see my mother and my aunts in tears. Then had to help clear out his locker and bring it down to my dads car.
think thats been my worst morning ever.
- harlequino0
Do what the guy at 0:33 does.
- designerror0
chinese eats lizards eats rats eats spiders eats flys eats shit.
I don't see a problem, just get yourself a chinese guy with a lizard