Worst Morning Ever
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- sherman
Sit down with the family for a nice breakfast, get all ready to eat and i move some things around me to get cozy. I move mel's sweater on the counter and a rat runs across the kitchen counter.
Then we all freak out and it goes runs on the floor and behind the stove. i pull out the stove and see it there, but then i see a little buddy with him inside the counter peaking out a hole. i finally get it out and beat the shit out of it with a broom and its little buddy runs and hides. Now he's MIA and the other ones dead and were all screaming like school girls. OMG.
I hate fucking rats.
- mg330
Yuck.
- mg330
- harlequino0
Relax. Go buy the "Ratatouille" DVD.
- CALLES0
HAHA!
you just made MY morning a lot better!
- sherman0
i need a rat gun
- designerror0
Rat Zapper 2000
http://www.ratmousezapper.com/
- sherman0
just when you thought you were a man. screaming like a little girl about a rat in the kitchen.
and then loosing it on the rat with a boom in front of the family.
- sherman0
* adds 2 to cart
- harlequino0
You need a Tub of Flying Cats!
http://www.mcphee.com/items/1142…
- sherman0
* adds to cart
haha nice!
- jox0
Damn bro. Having someone over to rat proof a house could easily get costly until they find the point of entry... becuase you *don't* want them running around.. they are extremely unsanitary...
I had a problem with gigantic spiders a few months back - ended up with a ten grand bill after having had people over for days spraying.
- designerror0
or a lizard
- Meeklo0
ust when you thought you were a man. screaming like a little girl about a rat in the kitchen.
and then loosing it on the rat with a boom in front of the family.
sherman
(Nov 8 07, 07:48)oh man, if I see a rat, not only I would yell like a little girl, I will lift my skirt up when freaking out on top of the coffee table..
they are naaaaaaaaaaaaeeeesaaaaataaay
- madirish0
you are afraid of spiders??!?
*stops crying.... permanetly
- sherman0
Atleast they are country rats, its the city rats that really freak me out.
and why are the spiders so big this year? I have that too.
the pests are gaining control.
- Concrete0
Edit:
Sit down with the a family of rats for a nice breakfast...
- sherman0
rat steaks my place this weekend.
byob
- pango0
PETE is so going to get u!
would they? do they care about rat?
- designerror0
chinese eats lizards eats rats eats spiders eats flys eats shit.
I don't see a problem, just get yourself a chinese guy with a lizard
- harlequino0
Do what the guy at 0:33 does.