B.O.
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- BaskerviIle
A new guy has just started at my work, he sits next to me and has really bad body odour. I'm having to sit with my desk fan on pointing in his direction just to clear the air so I can breathe. Surely there's some office regulations about this kind of thing. What should I do?
- rafalski0
Fight! Stink back!
- wunderbra0
got his email?
put him on a lot of that aftershave and bodycare shit spam..
- Raniator0
Wimp out and get someone else to tell him he stinks.
- Witt0
invite him to a swimming-pool party somewhere.
- Concrete0
"Excuse me mate, I don't know if you noticed but I've got my desk fan on in the middle of November, not because I'm too hot but because you smell like you need to be alone! Do my nasal cavity a favor, buy some Right Guard at lunch and whilst you at it some chewing gum too - your breath could make an onion cry!"
- Witt0
Mail him any job opportunities for National Park ranger.
- waynepixel0
Cut his ear off, then shout at the Ear, You need a fucking wash!
Good luck with that then.
- Concrete0
Or just buy him a Lynx Africa Gift Set and leave it on his desk when he's not there. On his return he'll see the subtle gift of cryptic wonderment, look around sheepishly - at which point you look up at him and say 'Your welcome'
- skt0
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
- paraselene0
walk around with a massive clothespin on your nose making gagging noises from time to time until he gets the hint.
- Concrete0
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
skt
(Nov 6 07, 03:44)
- 23kon0
a more serious response ....
yes you can complain to the bosses and they can take action against him. this is something he could be fired over if he didnt do anything about his body odour.
i used to work in a supermarket when at art college and there was a guy there who had really bad B.O. after complaints from other staff he was told by bosses to do something about it or he'd have to go as it was putting other employees off their work.
- kelpie0
"does anyone else smell that? fuck, its making me sick, what the fuck IS that?? jeeesus, really guys, can you not smell that? someone's left a dead fish in here somewhere, I'm fucking serious. *gag *cough FUCKING HELL. aw christ sake, this is starting to freak me out here, oh fuck man I'm losing it, FUCK. what a FUCKING SMELL. aaauauurgrgrhhhhhhhh, make it stop make it stop makeitstop, will SOMEONE PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP?! I can't take this *gurgle *twitch I can't take this Icanttakethisanymore, where's the exit? where's the exit? I need to get out, fresh air fresh air fresh air SOMEONE OPEN A FUCKING WINDOW OR EVERYONE IS GETTING FUCKING KILLED TODAY"
he might not take the hint, mind.
- kelpie0
ps. I'd also add thrashing about to the above pantomime
- harlequino0
Make friends with him. Could be a Jenkem goldmine with this one.
- TheBlueOne0
i used to work in a supermarket when at art college...
23kon
(Nov 6 07, 04:01)That needs to be on a t-shirt.
- kelpie0
is it his first day? he may have the rapesweat on purely for that reason, give it a few days and see if the funk calms down in the man.
would be cruel to humiliate him at such an early stage
- Concrete0
"rapesweat "
kelpie
(Nov 6 07, 04:17)That needs to be on a t-shirt.
TheBlueOne
(Nov 6 07, 04:16)
- 23kon0
think "rapesweat" would make the better tshirt.
the art college/supermarket one should maybe be rephrased for someone not in the design industry. something like painter/sculptor.
" I went to Art College to Study Painting and all I got was this lousy tshirt and this job in Safeway when I graduated"