Bestfriend & Girlfriend
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- ********0
I have posted some quality advice on here that has changed people's LIVES.
Kuz
(Oct 22 07, 05:56)Kuz is right.. here's how he helped me out last time. This man restores your confidence!
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ooh, here it come.
i'm guessing she's a fatty. or if not a fatty, then a total minger.
i ONCE fucked a fatty. Her face weren't *too* bad - but she was a lard ass. FAT and fucking dimply thighs.
Here's the thing with ugly/fat girls - they *usually* have low-self-esteem. Obviously this one's an LSE girl. This means you can be propa filthy with them. This is good.
This one fatty i fucked, man her ass was so big, i couldn't even manouevre my cock inside her. Id do it doggy, no go, too much ass in the way. I'd do it missionary and sort of come down from the top trying to guide it in like a missile. No go, too much thighs, kept popping out.
Man i thought fuck this shit, i started pounding the folds of her fat with my cock.
This chick was GRATEFUL for what she got. I jumped on her face and made her lick my arsehole - somthering her with my butt cheeks. Rusty-trombone that shit. I stuck my thumb up in her ass. I flipped her over and fucked her from every angle like a monkey humping a sow.
By the end of it, my sheets had blood, cum, and shit stains all over - it was HARD CORE. When she left, that same night, she was totally fucking confused. Liek "wtf just happened????"
In her mental view of the world two things happened:
1) Holy shit, i just got pounded by some freak!!!
2) Well at least i got laid.In other words - everyone's a winner!!
PS - Make sure you have lots of condoms. I used up three with my fatty, cos i kept going soft. In the end i fucked her bareback - which was STUPID, no motta how freaky it was.
Good luck.
Kuz
(Oct 11 07, 06:44)
- Jaline0
Kuz's advice is quality.
But it's true, never do anything people suggest here without thinking it over a few thousand times and perhaps asking your real-life (close proximity) friends for more advice.
And usually the poster doesn't give everyone the detailed info we need to give quality advice,
- OSFA0
pillow fight?
- ********0
yeah, like last time when nosaj asked the people here if it'd be wise to buy a house along a busy road, we told him he did not need to worry..
- OSFA0
LOL!
- TedUmptious0
Nah it's all gone pear shaped in the last few hours. I'm now on a 'break'. Ah well at least I got a few laughs out of your posts!
- Jaline0
So is your friend a girl or not? And what happened?
I've got nothing.
- TedUmptious0
Bestfriend = Boy
I stood up for my mate and now it's looks like I'll be single pretty soon. Now I feel pissed at both of them for fucking my shit up. Bro's before hoes is a load of donkey piss.
- CALLES0
watch how they get together and then you will end up loosing both of them fattties =(
- OSFA0
boy?
oh man, why would these two be fighting? expect them to either start dating soon or receive some pretty fucked up confessions soon...
- Jaline0
Well, it depends on the situation. But yeah, I guess usually you'd stand up for the friend.
- Jaline0
Does this have to do with you spending more time with one person?
- CALLES0
*grabs doritos bag and beer from OSFA
- OSFA0
Does this have to do with you spending more time with one person?
Jaline
(Oct 22 07, 06:52)means...
Are you gay?
Jaline
(Oct 22 07, 06:52)
- Jaline0
haha
- TedUmptious0
I have realised talking about personal shit like this on the internet is a bad thing to do... I will now stop.
Hmm maybe I can get a camera, do a bit of screaming and crying and make a fortune!
- Jaline0
ok.
- vespa0
haven't you seen Chasing Amy? beware the jealous best friend!
- OSFA0
it hurts but it is the truth, those two had, are having or will have something going on...
- CALLES0
phone number?