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- kelpie0
I can't. It could get me into trouble.
*buys ticket to Peru
wunderbra
(Oct 12 07, 04:12)so let me get this straight janne, you could get into trouble for telling us what happened but you're cool to come on and give us the whole lead up to it and ask us for advice and divulge your cunning plan to limit the meet to a half hour lunch?
unless you actually did kill this girl last night, then I see no reason you can't tell us, other than that she doesn't exist, never did and that the whole thing is a pack of lies.
give.
- emecks0
get it telt ya cunt.
- Concrete0
kuza kuza kuza kuza kuza kameleon
He Kumz and Goes
He Kumz and GoesLoving fat girls is easy if your into that kind of scene
I never have been
I never have been
I never have beeeeeeeenx
- ********0
i have been polite. the food wasn't too good, but was meant well. she's had seriously traumatic things in her life, which is sad. i did not know that.
i told her we could be friends and after a while she was ok with that.
i know you bigcity kids are a little more apathic towards situations like these, so there's a difference in my approach.
i am helping her out, making a few businesscards for her, and that's it.
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anyway, to translate this to your liking:
the food was shite. the bitch was fat and sad and needed attention. so i gave it in the form of a conversation. i am a tit!
- kelpie0
sounds like you did the good and grown up thing janne, you've a fuck load of distance on some of the cunts in this thread.
- Jaline0
what kelpie said.
- Concrete0
what kelpie said.
Jaline
(Oct 12 07, 06:28)*makes slogan T-shirt
- kelpie0
sorry, in that other thread, come to think of it...
- rafalski0
what, no HJ?
j/k, glad you didn't listen to ppl who wanted you to make an enemy rather than a friend
- ********0
are you trying to say, kill it with fire wasn't sound advice kelpie?
- emecks0
yeah yeah, kelpie's right, every other cunt is shallow and that lanky dutch cunt is a good cunt, especially to cunts that have had a cunt of a time, cunts who really don't need to be treated like cunts. For being such a humanistic cunt I salute thee dutchCunt.
- kelpie0
just saying there is more than one valid way to deal with the situation.
- ********0
self righteous fire hating cunt.
speaking of fire, there are a couple of fire brigade cunts here to teach me about fire safety.
lol.
- kelpie0
any of them shag dogs? dare you to ask
- emecks0
fire safety:
1. It is safer to set fire to a cunt after you've administered Rohypnol
2. It is safer to set fire to children than adults.
3. It is safer to torch a retirement home than a gym.
4. Setting fire to gypsy camps can lead to significant injury if captured.
Here endeth the lesson.
- ********0
i just couldn't find my lighter, that's all, really..
- Jaline0
Please get laid asap, my friends the Brits.
- ********0
i'm sure you didn't mean that to sound like an offer jaline.
but just in case it was, nah, yer all right thanks.
- Nairn0
I bet you sent Jaline an email to the contrary, skt.
- Jaline0
*relieved