"The bitter truth of life"
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- harlequino0
At the end of the day though, would you rather sit at a goals assessment meeting or finger paint?
I thought so.
Pass me that tube of purple.
- TheBlueOne0
she suggested that we should get a booth to put at the largest plaza in central Stockholm and do finger painting...
jox
(Oct 11 07, 06:32)Brilliant!! Dude, how did you fire this goldmine of humor? Fuck..I mean the jokes almost are worth her hourly pay...
- slappy0
I will get my my potato sack tailored with lapels!
- harlequino0
"Your potato sack must have a minimum of ten pieces of flare."
- jox0
Brilliant!! Dude, how did you fire this goldmine of humor?
TheBlueOne
(Oct 11 07, 06:35)I guess I decided when she was holding up a very important client for 10 minutes in the hallway explaining how she made the pants she was wearing on her own with a needle and thread...
- slappy0
Also want to hear about the smoke signals some more...
- TheBlueOne0
I guess I decided when she was holding up a very important client for 10 minutes in the hallway explaining how she made the pants she was wearing on her own with a needle and thread...
jox
(Oct 11 07, 06:37)Ah. The bitter truth of life indeed.
- madirish0
shows you what making your own pants will get you....
- morilla0
You shouldn't of fired her.
You could of put her in charge of internal brand and bust out schwag potato pants for eveyone.
- jox0
Also want to hear about the smoke signals some more...
slappy
(Oct 11 07, 06:38)That picture in your head... it was exactly like that.
Apparently it was haunted and the smoke would keep devils out or something. I don't have the whole story since I wasn't there when it happened.
- TheBlueOne0
Wait! She sewed and fingerpainted!! Man...why didn't you marry this girl!! Damn you Jox and your Vespa loving petty bourgeoisie value system!!
- geralddean0
As long as you guys did not smoke teh funny leaf and have a bucky nekkid orgy in a conference room only to come to and realize that u "might" have killed a few coworkers.
No harm, no foul I say.
The finger painting is a pretty good ass idea though.
- JackRyan0
Nice...she was all ripped and pissed, and drove into the back of our building after you canned her.
- TheBlueOne0
I want to see a version of Helvetica rendered in fingerpaint. Hot. Cutting edge. Neo-Hippies are the new...er...whatever...
- jox0
Nice...she was all ripped and pissed, and drove into the back of our building after you canned her.
JackRyan
(Oct 11 07, 06:43)She didn't drive - infact, she was walking around with a ban-cars petition not too long ago. Those of you who know me.. well, yeah... that doesn't fly.
- paraselene0
aha! the truth will out! it wasn't the smoke signals at all, now was it, joxie?
- jox0
Hahah, I was waiting for that, para ^^
Things definitely added up. And I haven't even mentioned the little things. How everything you told her had to turn into a debate.
If you would've told her to put blue things in a blue box, and green things in a green box - she would've argued that they're technically the same and we should really have only one box to save the environment.
- Jaline0
I don't know, man, she seems like a good source for daily laughs. But I wouldn't want to pay her for the problems she could cause either...
Damn. Can't have it both ways.
- slappy0
she sounds great, I bet she made a mean mayflower.
- harlequino0
You deal in blue things and green things? What kinda kooky drug infused orgy house are you running over there?!