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Russian woman's 12th baby weighs in at 7.75 kg (17.1 lb).
- Jaline0
WTF.
- arthur0
thank god for the c-section, otherwise...
- ********0
I was 9lbs., 9oz. and I thought that was a fat fucking baby.
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My G-d, I mean, I have heard and know people (very few) who were like 12/13 but that was the highest I thought.
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What the fuck, hahah.
- Jaline0
I can't even imagine that.
Anyway, good luck to the baby.
- Jaline0
I was premature (and therefore I was around 5 lbs.)
I guess it shows in my posts...
- ********0
Oh my G-d, without clicking teh link it had to be a c-Section.
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It just had to.
Speaking of which my best friend is having a baby (well his wife) ... her water broke not too long ago.
- spendogg0
I was 9lbs., 9oz. and I thought that was a fat fucking baby.
flavorful
(Sep 26 07, 10:59)i am going to assume 5lbs of Baby and 4lbs 9oz of ego.
- Jaline0
Wait a second....flavor...I think I have figured out the (psychological) root of your dislike of fat people.
- ********0
If the baby came out that big how big was the mother?
- blaw0
right on, ethered. it take a big woman to birth a big deal. no doubt.
- Jaline0
I was wondering that too, but she already had like 11 kids. I can picture her physical shape..
- k0na_an0k0
I was wondering that too, but she already had like 11 kids. I can picture her physical shape..
Jaline
(Sep 26 07, 11:37)i'd say a cross between a giant pear and wilderbeast shape.
- ********0
THAS A BIG BITCH!
- ********0
the father just stood there blinking, ha! probably what I would do too.
- ********0
i would slow-roast it.
- ********0
GET IN MAH BELLAY!
- ********0
I was 9lbs., 9oz. and I thought that was a fat fucking baby.
flavorful
(Sep 26 07, 10:59)i am going to assume 5lbs of Baby and 4lbs 9oz of ego.
spendogg
(Sep 26 07, 11:04)hahhaha, well played sir!
- Jaline0
spendogg, did his ego grow as he got older though? I'm wondering...
- spendogg0
spendogg, did his ego grow as he got older though? I'm wondering...
Jaline
(Sep 26 07, 12:36)I imagine hes got 5lbs of ego in jock strap alone. ;)
- ********0
Haha, Jaline, I don't think that was it. Chubby babies are almost a prerequisite in my family.
I lost all the baby fat except in my cheeks by the time I went to pre-school.
Fat people are just a bane on society, and my eyes.
The timing of this makes this all the more funnier, as I got some belated birfday presents this morning...
One of which, and I kid you not it had me in hysterics for quite some time, was a mirror.
And around the mirror is written, "If God wanted you to be modest... he would've made you fat."
hahahahha