< Adobe Family in PBS
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- mg33
We could have some fun rewriting their speeches:
"Hi, I'm an aspiring photographer who takes pics with a point and shoot but I think I'm the next Ansel Adams. I use Photoshop to edit out red eyes, because my camera is too cheap to include that sort of feature."
- Digi_Lee0
man! can those characters be any more cliche?
this says to me "Hi, we're adobe. we are white, middle class and american"
why? seriously, why do this to yourself?
- version30
market targeting
- bolus0
"Hi, I'm a professional photographer, I take about 6000 photos at a wedding, hoping there might be a few among them which i dare to show the married couple"
jesus, that shit is shittier than the brown stuff coming out of a scottsmans arse
on a different note, I was sitting next to a girl in class who had pack of paper handkerchiefs, the package just said "nose" in fashionable lime green helvetica, made me wonder if arse was written on her toiletpaper
- OSFA0
'Hi, I'm an aspiring like photographer or designer such as the ones that design kewl stuff such as and I want to learn new ways to improve like the internets and such as the clients I work for in order to help the Asian countries and many more us americans. Oh, also to build a better future.'
'hwy, I'm a creative director, and yeah, I'm screwing the dumb hot photographer/designer chick'
- ********0
hey, I am Grant....
I am a designer but I call myself and Art Director and crank out comps all day that never get used to put on my trendy portfolio. I generally am drunk 80% of the time because I am out all the time trying to network and fit in with the hipsters.
One day I am going to change the world with design, oh yeah I just bought a iphone and a members only jacket.
- version30
Hi, my name is Marcus and now that I have Lightroom to edit my photos, i don't look like such an asshole wandering your streets looking for inspiration. I know I've succeeded because my RAW shooting camera, matches my Bluetooth capable phone, flash enabled psp, and 80 gb mp3 player, and most importantly my 15" HD laptop computer. That way whenever I decide to stop by the local coffee shop to edit a recently taken pic of an emo hottie, all the other hipsters will know i'm serious when they see me upload said picture to flickr with my phone as i walk away smugly, propylene strap hanging from my neck.
- mg330
LOL @ Version6!!!
"Hi, my name is Marcus and now that I have Lightroom to edit my photos, i don't look like such an asshole wandering your streets looking for inspiration."
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
- OSFA0
hahaha!
Hi, my name is Marcus and I also fucked the dumb hottie.
version6
(Sep 19 07, 09:04)
- version30
(minus all that shit about the emo hottie, coffee shop, and the hipsters, i was describing myself )
i did however fuck the dumb hottie
- OSFA0
then you should've mention your pubes when talkig about flickr...
;)
- version30
damn! (those really weren't pubes, i had shaved my face)
- mg330
"Hi, I'm a medical professional, Proctologist actually, and I use Adobe Photoshop to edit and manipulate photos of the anus that I take with a small pen-sized camera coated in Vasoline and inserted nearly four inches inside my patients. With Auto-Levels, these photographs go from non-descript to detail-intense in as little time as it takes my Dell Opti-Plex to process them. RAW processing is intensive on the system, but when I am taking highly detailed photos of the anus, I've got to have it raw."
- OSFA0
hahaha!
- version30
hahahah nice...
"but when I am taking highly detailed photos of the anus, I've got to have it raw."
mg33
(Sep 19 07, 09:13)way to set up the "clincher"
- Jaline0
don't forget the tonsils.
- mg330
LOL, The girl that says "Hey, I'm a web designer" - don't know why but I just imagine her just saying that and then she either starts crying and cuts her wrists, or her head explodes, then video editor guy walks in and says "I can do some amazing things with this in Premiere!"
- Jaline0
haha, i was thinking she's a bit off.
- OSFA0
maybe this could be the next PSBattle
- ********0
I wanna punch Jamie in the uterus.
- ********0
you guys are all jealous 'cause you're not as cool as the people in that site
:)