VH1 Pick up artist
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- version30
not bad, one of the guys picked a stripper or as they said.... an exotic dancer
OSFA
(Sep 19 07, 10:18)one of the easier pickups in todays cash driven instant gratification society, with a stereotypically lowered self esteem, broken past and all. Like most things, you get out of this what is put into it.
- OSFA0
yeah yeah confidence and all.... but please, let's not forget about money.
- flavorful0
I have not even heard of this show, but from the comments I am reading I can sum up how these techniques are working.
They have video cameras on them. People will do (literally) almost anything to be on television.
Pick up lines are for suckers.
- joyride0
money can help at first, but, if you are an idiot, you lose the girls pretty quick.
I say we send flav for the next round, we'll have to loser him up a bit, but it will be pure entertainment once he starts spittin' his game
- Ramanisky20
I tried a couple of those dumb lines this past friday night and it actually works ... but then I got really wasted on Makers & Coke and the hot shot girl kept coming by with her evil tubes filled with evil dark liquid ...
Turns out I made out with some chick in a blackout state ....
(my friend tells the next day)So I ask him on a scale of 1-10 what was she like
he tells me a 6
a 6 .... dickhead could've lied to me and said 8.5 or 9...
.. hell I'll take a 7I hate being that drunk ..
but I did bounce the chick from spot to the next hahah ... and I dont even remember doing it
- version30
Not caring is the key to success, being on a level playing field with your prey in this game is imperative.
Always have something better than her to be doing.
- flavorful0
Hahah, joyride.
"Hey you, you put your glasses back on. You looked a lot better when you had your glasses on."
- Jaline0
haha, Ram, you're the type of guy I'd probably avoid..
- joyride0
ha... didn't she call you an asshole? lol
Then, subversve bought them drinks and got their number... classic
- version30
I hear "plotting"
- Ramanisky20
no way Jaline ... I'm quite the charmer ...
and I am typically a nice guy ... this was just one of those nights
- flavorful0
Yes. I only said it for her benefit, as I was talking to her friend, and I'm just a nice guy/people person like that, but that was the kiss of death.
Subversve then came in for the kill.
Learning the ways of most of my friends, who after I butter a girl up and then say something utterly ridiculous - they come in for the save, haha.
- Jaline0
I believe you, but I wouldn't believe you if I didn't know you a bit beforehand...
- Jaline0
"Hey you, you put your glasses back on. You looked a lot better when you had your glasses on."
flavorful
(Sep 19 07, 10:40)someone's been watching too much "30 Rock"....
- Jaline0
wait...there is no such thing as watching too much "30 Rock"! I retract my statement!
- version30
As just shown in this thread, Ram successfully completes a "Spin" maneuver on Jaline.
*the crowd applauds by golf clap
- Jaline0
hah
- flavorful0
* Golf clap.
- flavorful0
Haha, there is no such thing as too much 30 Rock!
OCTOBER 04TH!!!!
- Jaline0
yay