GI-JOE
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- neverblink0
why?
- because paddle boating would have been gheykona
- good point.. or maybe they just wanted to use the fame of this GI Joe clip: http://www.youtube.c…neverblink
- ETM0
- harlequino0
All I need to know about this movie is summed in the fact that there is a credit on IMDB for a kid who plays "Young Snake Eyes."
- Those parts when they went back to the ninjas being kids were pretty coolseed
- d_rek0
Going to see it this weekend.
As someone who spent countless hours playing with miniature man-dolls when I was younger I can honestly say I am kind of excited to see this movie. However i'm approaching it with the mindset that the plot IS completely nonsensical and that it is nothing more than a summer action flick replete with ultra-violence and explosions.
I think I will get what I want to get out of watching this movie; scantily clad ninja women, futuristic super-warriors beating eachother senseless and exlosions, explosions, explosions.
- see this is the same view i had for transformers and loved it. although IMAX was hard to follow the fightsrusty_ace
- harlequino0
jevad is panning it across the web. That's all I need to know.
DO NOT TEMPT THE WRATH OF TEH JEVAD!!!
- elahon0
Last one there is a penis pump!
- marychain0
cause seriously....
"I jist wana ride my motor..........sickle"
- marychain0
Did anybody say "I jist wanna ride my motor-sickle" yet?
- I don't wanna pickle
Just wanna ride mah motorsickleharlequino
- I don't wanna pickle
- dasmeteor0
GI Joe was crap,
GI Joe is crap,
GI Joe gonna stay a f****g Crap.
- ernexbcn0
MR. BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO!
- dirtydesign0
there's a wayans brother in it, so i have my doubts.
every seen 'white chicks'? me either.
- airey0
harlequino,
that's hilarious. pissing myself. you're totally right. if they are so damn good then why don't they just train all the 'good guys' at the same place joe trains and make everyone excellent.
- harlequino0
"if everthing else fails, we don't"
Here's what I don't get. That's supposed to be a pseudo badass line, right? Hang on. If a government or a military branch has a set of human and tactical resources THAT good, THAT reliable, wouldn't it be the thing you use first? And maybe not wait until all "everything else fails?"
- You clearly don't understand government... You assume logic and efficiency prevails.ETM
- digdre0
- Sienna Miller = Cum Dumpster.Jnr_Madison
- true but ..
11 of 13 aint a bad startRamanisky2
- Ramanisky20
hmmm so far 85%
- digdre0
looks like crap tbh
and the tagline i in every fucking commercial
"if everthing else fails, we don't"
ffs.