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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
- TheBlueOne0
"The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation."
Interesting turn of phrase there. I see what they did with the 'climax' word there. Very funny. Yes.
- Jaline0
^ thought the same thing.
- BattleAxe0
i read Wi-Fi Penis
- TheBlueOne0
Wait..he was sitting naked watching TV drinking Vodka. In Russia. And clueless as to why a woman would want to torch his manhood?
Wow. All those rumors are true about russians, eh?
- cosmo0
That is just wrong. WRONG!
- CALLES0
what the fat pale russian sitting naked in your livingroom drinking vodka or the penis torching?
- TheBlueOne0
CALLES, you got a link to the original story?
- CALLES0
hold up
- k0na_an0k0
this story makes me want to put ice cubes down my pants.
i swear it's hurting from just reading that.
yow!
- harlequino0
Was it staright vodka, or some sort of cocktail? I'm thinking a lemondrop.
- CALLES0
Was it staright vodka, or some sort of cocktail? I'm thinking a lemondrop.
harlequino
(Aug 22 07, 08:37)i guess straight... i mean for the man not to realize thats the ex-wife that hates him is setting he's dick on fire you would probably have to be pretty much WASTED
- dirtydesign0
How do you put that fire out??
- BonSeff0
all sorts of weird shit going on over there
http://news.mongabay.com/2007/08…
- TheBlueOne0
How do you put that fire out??
dirtydesign
(Aug 22 07, 08:43)Correctly. Failure is not an option.
- forcetwelve0
"burning like a torch..."
hahahaaa
- rafalski0
all sorts of weird shit going on over there
news.mongabay.com/2007...
BonSeff
(Aug 22 07, 08:44)
- rafalski0
i read Wi-Fi Penis
BattleAxe
(Aug 22 07, 08:26)It sure was a hot spot