I polish turds.
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- robotron3k
That's what I do. I polish turds everyday. Our account team hands me turds and I polish them. I make sure they are nice and shiny and give them back. The shit keeps coming and I keep shining. Because I polish turds everyday.
- harlequino0
I hope you wash your hands before going home.
- ethered0
just dont put them in your mouth
- Jaline0
actually, he should wash them directly after leaving the building. people probably touched the door all over while leaving to go home for the day.
- pascii0
NOWASHYOURHANDS™
- vwsung18t0
where can i buy these polished turds?
- fusionpixel0
way to go, i remember when you used to work with pee, that was messy
- robotron3k0
thank you for your continued support.
- rafalski0
why don't you get packed and go abroad? say.. norway?
- Leigh0
my old creative director once told me,
"just swallow the turd and don't taste it"
best advice ever!.
- ethered0
Scat Design
- Rand0
me too
- kreck0
You and me both buddy.
- ethered0
cosigned
- seed0
haha, well written.
- Rand0
in fact, I'm gonna shoot myself in the head right now. goodbye
- Rand0
right between the fucking eyes
- robotron3k0
I've just been offered a Senior AD position in Sweden by this guy named Matt. So I've decided to sell all my stuff and pack my turds and move over there for a few years. Do you think that's a good decision??
- Rand0
yes--keep moving at all costs
- harlequino0
I recall you saying you were looking for some sort of change. Sounds like this could be it. Swedish turds, like their meatballs, might be worlds better.
- Tara0
yes now what about the GF?