pretentious personal accessories
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- neue75_bold0
gold-plated sky cushion...
- uncle_helv0
David Beckham!
- CALLES0
trophy wives
i mean the name says it all
what about pretentious designers? a helvetica shirt?
- AndyRoss0
I'd love to carry a sword even though I do anyway he he the pork one yo!! :/
chossy
(Aug 2 07, 05:40)I've heard it's not so much a sword, as a wee pocket knife!
Ouch!
Aye, you walked into that one...
lol
- madirish0
an excercise servant for your swans.
- AndyRoss0
Keeping swans you're not having sex with is pretentious. It's like slavery, isn't it?
I guess slavery is pretentious. Making your slave carry you is probably gilding the lily, pretentiousness-wise, eh?
- ian0
Owning this?
- waynepixel0
Bright red or yellow trainers, like from KILL BILL. It looks like to have a fucking banana on you foot.
- gramme0
Polo Ralph Lauren glasses with Italian polymer lenses.
- ********0
polos
white belts
head bands
vintage kicks (really, no one cares)
magnum PI shades
- mrdobolina0
fuck off about the vintage kicks, I am rocking 1986 Adidas Top Tens today and they will kick you in the balls. ;)
- ********0
hehehe
- mrdobolina0
kick yer baws!
- Mimio0
Leaving the cellphone headset thing on your ear all the time.
- ian0
I am currently wearing a pair of bright red trainers. Or, more accurately, what were once a pair of bright red trainers, they are now a mucky red/brown/gray colour.
Suede runners in Irish weather really is silly.
- k0na_an0k0
sunglasses worn indoors (unless you're 100)
'classic shoes'
the bluetooth headset in your ear at all times for sure.
- barbtastic0
did anyone say iphone, yet?
- k0na_an0k0
polos
white belts
head bands
vintage kicks (really, no one cares)
magnum PI shades
morilla
(Aug 2 07, 09:11)haha. i should have read the thread before posting.
also add in any expensive electronic device (iPod, iPhone, Blackberry...) you use in public but in a way that everyone must know you're using it and that you have one.
- version30
dinosaur skeletal parts
amber fossils containing insects
wide format polaroid 20"x24"
actual executioners hood from the 1800's
actual hangman's noose from the 1800's
a tucker automobile
