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- flashbender
Ok, so this is from last week, so yeah, timline if you want... but seriously, what the hell?
http://www.wivb.com/global/story…
Maybe the family needs to give Vick a call.
- fortified0
lucky bastard, sounds like a freebie to me ;)
- fortified0
but seriously, wtf? that is truly sad and fucked.
- defanddumm0
wait, its not clear...who sucked whos cock?
- flashbender0
yeah, I love fucked up internet stories, but that one is top 5 for being seriously wrong.
Maybe the dog just wanted to show the kid how he felt and a sloppy dog kiss just wasn't enough.
- emokid0
ffs!
- grunttt0
the kid was probably wearing something seductive. i think he was asking for it.
- k0na_an0k0
hopefully the dog was wearing a condom
- blaw0
canine safety tip #403:
wear pants.
- k0na_an0k0
seriously though, that kid will be mentally screwed for the rest of his life.
that family will definitely have to move so the kid can try and grow up without being teased as the kid who got f-ed by a dog.
look at what happened to the kid who was beaten and raped with a broom handle at a party. the dude ended up killing himself by jumping off a cruise ship.
tragic.
- KevinTx0
canine safety tip #403:
wear pants.
blaw
(Jul 19 07, 11:02)haha..
but seriously..
thats not good.
- blaw0
for the record, this goes back to not leaving toddlers alone with dogs. dogs can confuse the little pink crawling/squawking thing as "another pet".
having lived with dogs while my son was little, i know this is hard to do, but it's pretty important.
- flavorful0
look at what happened to the kid who was beaten and raped with a broom handle at a party. the dude ended up killing himself by jumping off a cruise ship.
tragic.
k0na_an0k
(Jul 19 07, 11:02)Uhhh ... what?
- flashbender0
the kid was probably wearing something seductive. i think he was asking for it.
grunttt
(Jul 19 07, 10:59)---
That's just wrong.
But funny.
- defanddumm0
i still dont understand what happened can someone explain?
- joyride0
That's fuck up... my dog was never long enough...
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- Jaline0
seriously though, that kid will be mentally screwed for the rest of his life.
tragic.
k0na_an0k
(Jul 19 07, 11:02)no kidding.
and I remember that kid who was attacked at the party.--------------------
for the record, this goes back to not leaving toddlers alone with dogs.
blaw
(Jul 19 07, 11:07)Very true. I was just talking about it in the Vick thread.
- flavorful0
Haha this reminds me of this one kid I grew up with, his dog Cody (I have no idea what kind of dog, long ears brown and white...) was a horn-dog for sure.
And when we would come home from school, we would break into his house and eat all his food because his family always had food and we would lock him outside while he cried and complained about it (this has nothing to do with the actual story).
One day his dog was out and about and out of nowhere he knocked my friend down ... proceeded to hump the hell out of him (he was fully clothed) and he is screaming for us to get the dog off of him, but we are laughing too hard to do anything.
Sure enough red rocket emits a whole bunch of prostate milk onto his back hahah.
We fucking lose it, running away in every direction to start telling everyone what happened.
...
Sure enough this kid did end up moving shortly after this incident to Florida, haha.
Also, on a side note, when we were really little he had a Pit Bull ... and we would play Lion Tamer, where I would open his dogs mouth and put my head inside for the amusement of those watching. He tried it ... and sure enough the dog got ahold of his entire head and was trying to rip it off an the kid had to get stitches in the back of his head and under his chin, hahaha.
Oh good times!
- defanddumm0
so if the dog is sodomizing the kid is he licking his genitals or did he put his dog-penis on the kids face? this is disgusting nevertheless...