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- Point50
i've gone soft.
k0na_an0k
(Jul 17 07, 12:17)Quick! Lick your own junk again!
- OSFA0
jaline's drunk.
- Jaline0
I thought you had the baby for more months than that. Guess not. Anyway, yay! for fall babies.
- -sputnik-0
hey jaline...no, you're not acting weird. i'm due sept 1st so still a ways to go. last day at work is august 15th WOOHOO!
- k0na_an0k0
:(
- Jaline0
sputnik, where are you?
Is you baby going to be born on your birthday?
I feel like it's coming...
(am I acting weird today?)
- Jaline0
just you, k0na.
just you.
- -sputnik-0
i've gone soft.
k0na_an0k
(Jul 17 07, 12:17)*sigh
- OSFA0
hahaha. so true.
- k0na_an0k0
back in the day gruntt that would have happened in the first 20 posts.
what the hell happened to us?
we've gone soft.
- grunttt0
this thread went from puppy pics to self-fellatio and man breasts.
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha.
i used to say that if i ever had breasts i'd never leave the house.
then i got fat and i had a pair and i was like 'fuck i gotta get out of here and hit the treadmill!'
i will never wish for breasts again.
- OSFA0
i studied for 6 years in tibet as a ninja tribal monk, not for the inner peace, not for becoming one with the universe, but to be nimble enough to lick my junk.
k0na_an0k
(Jul 17 07, 11:47)hahaha. How were the first weeks when you had to practice with your classmates?
- grunttt0
if i could get my mouth... down there... i'd never leave the house.
- k0na_an0k0
i studied for 6 years in tibet as a ninja tribal monk, not for the inner peace, not for becoming one with the universe, but to be nimble enough to lick my junk.
- joyride0
Kona? you can lick your own junk?
- jevad0
What a looker!!
- k0na_an0k0
if this job doesn't pan out i'm going freelance as a dog.
you can rent me out at a set price per day (negotiable) and i will be your dog.
i'll shit on your carpet, lick my junk, chew your shoes (maybe if you're a hot chick drink colt45 out of em... who knows), pee on the rug, rub my butt on the couch, the whole works.
any takers?
i'm serious.
after typing all that being a dog would actually be a great job.
- Point50
HAHAHAHA, awesome leanmean