fuck spas
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- qruise
ive had a pinched nerve in my upper right back, sort of underneath my shoulderblade, a horrible pain that shoots up into my neck from working out.
i go to some fancy pretentious spa to get my first deep tissue massage ever, and i end up waiting in their lounge-ass waiting area for 2 FUCKING HOURS (i fell asleep for one after the first hour of reading a magazine) and no one ever came for my appointment.
motherfuckers. after u left, i ended up booking 3 reservations under different names (since no card is required) for the next week which no one will be showing up to.
- mrdobolina0
it's probably stress, kid.
- Jaline0
^
- smoovebert0
i thought this was going to be a different sort of post from the title.
- mrdobolina0
bert you now have your business model, call your rich uncle spider and finance your dreams.
- digitalswarm0
smoove, I've got a great business plan...
- mrdobolina0
I'm going to need 5% of the business for facilitating this deal.
- mg330
i thought this was going to be a different sort of post from the title.
smoovebert
(Jun 26 07, 16:07)
--------------------------------...Me too. :(
- AndyRoss0
Hey! Where's the balloon-titted servile asian girl? Where's the shapely Finn to spank me after my sauna? Where's the massage that goes too far?
This was a horrible bait-and-switch! I'm calling the Better Porn Bureau!
- ********0
to get back on track I live in Bangkok.
I get quality service and thai massages daily. Real cheap > $10
Hope your back feels better.
- digilee0
why was you waiting for 2 hours?
firstly I wish i had 2 hours to just wait around for nothing and secondly, 10 minutes after my appointment I would have started to complain. 20 minutes after I would have left.
- Concrete0
can you smell teh gayness?
- ********0
- madirish0
are you crying on the outside because you hurt on the inside?
- OSFA0
does the pinched nerve have anything to do with your attitude?
- ********0
thoracic output syndrome, get PT.
- jox0
Boy, you really are a small town dude with a big city attitude.
Why the hell did you sit in a waiting room for two hours without saying anything?
If my dentist is 20 seconds late I slap her in the face.
- OSFA0
- qruise0
i fell asleep for a full hour because the damn place is so fucking pampered and cozy. there was no one else there. its impossible they didnt know i was there.


