Balls
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- bolus0
twenty days ago------phatlee...
- TheBlueOne0
"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
"No it's not, " replied the apparent victim, Mr. Jones. That's when the assailant flew into a reported rage, screaming, "What the fuck was in my mouth!" and throwing furniture about the room.
- Witt0
still hurts though
- bolus0
"new balls please"
- rafalski0
lucky she only caught one, this could've been a tragic combo
- Witt0
2 threads would be entirely justified if she had just swallow'd it.
- TheBlueOne0
So, this is just like marriage then only far, far more quicker, and the woman actually has to pay for it?
I kiiiiiid...I kiiiiiid...
- Nairn0
How does one rip a single testicle off? They come in bagged pairs?
What happened to the bag?
- TheBlueOne0
2 threads would be entirely justified if she had just swallow'd it.
Witt
(Jun 21 07, 05:56)Actually I find the fact that she spit it out into her friends hand who casually handed it back to the guy saying "I think this is yours.." makes it worth almost an infinite number of threads...
- Nairn0
Would've been amusing if the testicle-saving friend ran into the kitchen and put it into a glass of milk for the paramedics..
.."no, no, I'm sorry - that only works with teeth."
.."tea, anyone?"
- BULBO0
testing...testy...one...t...... oh dear
- Concrete0
Nairn, I just spat a half chewed fruit pastille all over my screen,
I wouldn't mind but we're all out of wipes.
- fiftypence0
I wonder what will become of the testicle now? I'd be damned if I was to throw mine away! Maybe put it on ice and frame it :-)