Cell in the bathroom?
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- AndyRoss
Do you ever use your cell phone in the bathrooom?
In the bath?
On the bog?
What are your limits? Where will you not use your cell?
- Jaline0
Never.
- canuck0
I am disgusted.
- BonSeff0
once a month i pay my bills while taking a hearty dump. some bills are payed using the cell, others using the laptop.
- OSFA0
once a month???
you know, constipation may turn into a serious problem. Eat healthier.
- Mimio0
You need more ruffage Doc. Try eating cash currencies.
- canuck0
Or take a fiber supplement.
- flavorful0
Depends on the conversation ... if it is a long conversation, and I have been drinking, I will go numero un of course (in the sink though if it is a girl ... wait why I am typing this, haha).
I use my mobile in the shower occasionally too though. To get into my apartment thing people need to be buzzed in, so I will just keep it by and buzz people in when they call since my door is always open once you get inside.
I always think I am going to get my phone too wet and shorted out though...
- barbtastic0
what is the point of peeing in the sink, other than being fucking disgusting?
- mrdobolina0
boy, why you wash yo dick in the sink?
- flavorful0
Hahaha, you turn the water on and it does not make as much noise.
- BonSeff0
so, i should eat more leafy greens or what?
- mrdobolina0
so, i should smoke more leafy greens or what?
BonSeff
(Jun 12 07, 07:26)
- Jaline0
I'm going to throw up in my mouth from reading this thread.
- mrdobolina0
just dont throw up in flav's sink...
- BonSeff0
i know lots of people with land lines next to the shitter. a lot of business gets done there. i mean, what else are you gonna do, huh? that's some efficient use of time fo yo ass
literally
- canuck0
There is a phone jack in my bathroom though i've never used it.
LIT.
- flavorful0
hahaha, I guess it kind of is disgusting if you think about it. I think of myself as extremely clean and for some reason this is okay... It is not like a pee in it and walk away, water is running and then you cake it in soap.
I pee anywhere though.
Just this past weekend I did it three times outside alone, one time while just walking backwards on the sidewalk to the next party, haha.
I remember in high school, I would do so in a powerade bottle and then put the cap back on ... but not fully ... and then throw it at freshmen on my soccer team.
...
Jesus Christ, I have a lot of built up bad karma, haha.
My coach one time found out and was livid because I had gotten myself all over the field ... the next day I doused him with warm water over his head and I thought he was going to kill me until I was able to stop from laughing to inform him it was just water, haha.
- mg330
Back when my office shared part of a floor with another tenant:
This guy was in the crapper talking to someone, I heard him say "I'm out in the hall, I just stepped out of a meeting"
So as loud as I possibly could I blew two fake farts on my arm and the guy got all nervous and was like "I gotta go, I gotta go."
I think I belched too.
- -sputnik-0
i've heard women in ladies' rooms in places like airports and at work having full conversations while doing their business. excerpt:
"i love you too honey"
*plop, plop.
- OSFA0
I pee on this thread.
flavorful
(Jun 12 07, 07:34)