Paris Hilton FREE!!!
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- rusty_shackle0
I wish I was on house arrest sometimes.
mrdobolina
(Jun 7 07, 07:49)calls the cops on mrdoblina with claims of sexual deviance.
- material-10
* sends dobs to his room w/o BBQ
- rusty_shackle0
what about the cornbread?!?
- madirish0
actually, I'm not sure you could live in a snowy place for long :(
Jaline
(Jun 7 07, 07:48)LOL
why? cause we do not have snow/winter in maine?!? i have also lived in Colorado and Tahoe for many years- pretty sure i like 'snowy places'..... ;)
- mrdobolina0
It would be kinda awesome to be on house arrest, sorry I can't come to work today.
- rusty_shackle0
do they have cornbread in Maine?
- rusty_shackle0
do they have cornbread in Maine?
- madirish0
um........ no. it was made illegal after prohibition.
wtf?
- rusty_shackle0
Those bastards. I knew people in Maine were up to no good.
FTW?!?!
- rusty_shackle0
Those bastards. I knew people in Maine were up to no good.
FTW?!?!
- Jaline0
mad, I thought you liked sunny places more. My mistake :P
*pelts madirish with snowballs
- PonyBoy0
IF IT'S HEALTH-RELATED... WHY TEHFCK SHE NOT IN THE HOZPITAL?!
- rusty_shackle0
Richitis can only be treated at home. DUH!!!
- ********0
It's because the jail wouldn't allow her to have any Summers Eve in her cell.
- Jaline0
I think her fan (the one she was locked up with) may have tried to put the moves on Paris...
...and did it successfully.
- tyranisus0
GRENADA!!
- Concrete0
I think her fan (the one she was locked up with) may have tried to put the moves on Paris...
...and did it successfully.
Jaline
(Jun 7 07, 08:43)*Hopes theres a tape...
- Point50
The sheriff is saying that this involves a medical situation. Which I can only assume means mental retardation.
harlequino
(Jun 7 07, 06:46)
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her genital warts probably had a horrid outbreak...
- PonyBoy0
The sheriff is saying that this involves a medical situation. Which I can only assume means mental retardation.
harlequino
(Jun 7 07, 06:46)
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her genital warts probably had a horrid outbreak...Point5
(Jun 7 07, 09:00)
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... could be she was just cum deficient.
- -sputnik-0
she whined and cried and wouldn't eat and was "too cold" so they let her go home. i'm sure that'd work for everyone else.