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- ********0
Nah, I wasn’t privy. :X
Also, perhaps they should not call them Cougars, but rather Cheetahs:
- jevad0
For three strange days
I had no obligations
My mind was a blur
I did not know what to do
I think I lost myself
When I lost my motivation
Now I'm walking 'round the city
Just waiting to come to
For three strange...
- ********0
okay then.
- barbtastic0
i'm a total cheetah
- barbtastic0
even the mingin ones are sneaky bastarts. i only date boys now.
skt
(May 30 07, 06:34)
---------------------i don't date girls, i just fuck them...
- ********0
i don't date girls, i just fuck them...
barbtastic
(May 31 07, 09:44)Amen.
- spendogg0
JeromeHappens™
- neue75_bold0
I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling.
You're sitting there, you're wondering, "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? So now, all of sudden I'm... I'm starting to get interested.
And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward,
it's like "Well, good night." Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you're like... you hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em on the lips or don't kiss 'em at all?It's very difficult trying to read the situation and all the while you're just really wondering, "Are we
gonna get hopped enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a little game called "Just the Tip."Just for a second, just to see how it feels, or "Ouch Ouch, You're on My Hair."
- flashbender0
I find it hard to date girls because I am a huge scum bag, and do not trust a girl who would hook up with a scum bag despite the fact I put up a huge facade beforehand to trick them.
So technically it is not their fault, but c’est le vie.
flavorful
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haha! Exactly! What the hell is wrong with this girl that she wants to be with me of all people?
- barbtastic0
hahaha, mike... "Just the Tip" is my favorite game!
- barbtastic0
are you cute scumbags?
there are alot of variables here, but i'm sure i can tell you the answer...
- robotron3k0
jeavd, update please... did you go out with the kirsten with the annoying laugh or the PhD with nice legs? inquiring minds want to know...
- jevad0
I went cougar baiting instead
- -sputnik-0
did you get a wild one? w/claws and everything?
do tell :)
- barbtastic0
cougars don't like the smell of men with children
- neue75_bold0
why do I even bother?
- paraselene0
oh, snuggles, you silly pessimist! cheer up. and, by the by, lol @ ouch, ouch, you're on my hair.
- neue75_bold0
oh not with the dating thing, just the lack of appreciation towards true comedic gold here..
idiots...
- paraselene0
pearls before swine, darling. story of your life. mine, too, really.
- emecks0
100!