Neighbors
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- mrdobolina0
my current neighbors are flannel shirt mullethead lesbians.
- OSFA0
It'll be a peace offering of sorts and sorta showing off to offset all the weird shit they probably hear coming out of my house.
shellie
(May 22 07, 09:21)Can you please describe these noises?
moans/screams/chains/leather whips/all of the above?
- shellie0
I'm a loud nagger and we play fight ALL the time. It could sound (from the outside) like we're kicking each other's asses every day. It usually doesn't stop either until he's got me in some sort of pretzel hold and i'm screaming "I CAN'T BREATHE."
My boyfriend is a musician and sings constantly.. but when he gets writers block, he sings songs that are really funny/gross/fucked up but hilarious to him and i.. but maybe not really to other people especially on the outside.
For instance.. one song is called "Choke Stop" about this time when his best friend's girlfriend was chasing his friend around the house with a w knife and he finally had to stop her by grabbing her neck (i dont blame him) cos she had a weapon and he did not. Funny song... but might scare the neighbors.
Another one says "She wants to stick it in her butt. She's shy but I'm the kinda guy to keep it quiet"... It's about this slut he met on the warped tour.
moans/screams/and a loud ass tv. etc. who knows what they think about me. certainly they have to have some ideas. I also work at home so they're probably wondering what the fuck i do to be home all the time.
- morilla0
make haggas.
- shellie0
i don't know what that is but it sounds like some nasty ass white people food. Am I right?
- -sputnik-0
we go through phases in my neighbourhood and it's all weather-based. we're in our yards most of the year so we all see and chat w/each other, but during the winter there are about 3 months where we don't communicate much.
they're all really nice and they threw us a "welcome to the neighbourhood" shindig when we moved in. we'll probably do a summer bbq for everyone that way we're reciprocating :)
- OSFA0
a neighbor orgy might be nice too.
- barbtastic0
i can hear the guy downstairs snoring and farting when he sleeps.
alternatively, the ppl that share a wall with my bedroom must be fed up with me or realy turned on...
- Jaline0
It's a bit weird, yeah, but may be interesting / fun.
My neighbours own a meat shop downtown or something but they're super rich and have like 6 cars (which they annoyingly park around our side of the house too).
But they're cool, for the most part.
My neighbours look out for our house and everything when we're on vacation.
- Jaline0
also, my neighbour has a pool, so...some people are into that.
- barbtastic0
i am a people-watcher... i like to sit and make up stories in my head about random people i see. if i was friends with my neighbors, i'm sure they'd prove to be way less interesting that the fantasies i have in my head
- joyride0
my last place had pretty thin walls, I was always fascinated when she had sex. But that made me make sure I give her a good show too.
I like seeing them in the morning and giving the dude a nod like, yeah, you pounded that shit last nite.
- barbtastic0
I like seeing them in the morning and giving the dude a nod like, yeah, you pounded that shit last nite.
joyride
(May 22 07, 11:17)
---------------------hahaha joyride, seems the only time i run into them is the morning after the show... the guy that used to live there used to yell back at us, encouragment always helps
- grunttt0
the ppl to the opposide side are parents of aron ralston, the guy who had to cut his arm off after having a climbing accident.
met the guy a little while ago...nice as could be, too!
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-sputnik-that's wild. i remember that story. saw him on an interview... he came off as bit strange, but hell who isn't? Amazing story though.
- -sputnik-0
yeah...i always wonder how i'd react when faced w/the same decision. reading the details of what he did makes me wonder :|
- OSFA0
haha. nice.
- Morning Bob! it's on tonight buddy!
- Yeah! 10:30?
- Sounds good!!! honey, go tell mommy it's on tonite against the the Bakers.