Neighbors
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- joyride0
ha barb... I used to always try to be quiet not to upset the neighbors and shit. But it was boring, still good ya know, but boring. Now it's like you, lay here, other you, get on top... and scream as loud as you want, this place is soundproof
- morilla0
get thicker walls. No one wants to hear others f--k.
- barbtastic0
neighbor was over drinking beer on the balcony with us, points at me and says, "does she ever sleep?"
we both spit our beer out
- Jaline0
i am a people-watcher... i like to sit and make up stories in my head about random people i see. if i was friends with my neighbors, i'm sure they'd prove to be way less interesting that the fantasies i have in my head
barbtastic
(May 22 07, 11:15)I completely agree.
And I do the same.
- barbtastic0
get thicker walls. No one wants to hear others f--k.
morilla
(May 22 07, 11:42)
---------------------actually, i think it's funny... when i hear the ppl upstairs, i tell my friends, "oh their just doing pushups"
eee-errr-eee-errr
- joyride0
I tend to agree with morilla, but if my neighbors hot, it's like porn. More then a few times, I've been woken up by it, and had to tell, insert name, wake up, it's go time.
- barbtastic0
yeah, i think the ppl who who get bent out of shape about it are the ones not gettin' none
- morilla0
I get plenty, thats how I got my daughter......
I just don't like others lives imposing on my peace and quite. Luckily I am in a house so I dont hear shit.
- morilla0
...quiet
- grunttt0
when we lived in an apartment we'd rarely notice that a window was opened until right after we've finished.
we can be really fucking loud, too.
- barbtastic0
morilla is that "hey, you kids, get off my lawn!" guy
- morilla0
no, I am the be quiet because I am in the studio Working and have to concentrate on my recording work guy.
I'll get laid later.
- fooler0
I'm at my wits end with my neighbors...
We moved to the suburbs next to them about 4 years ago. They seemed nice enough at the time, a good religious family that has adopted 6 foster kids. Year after year they get more and more annoying. Their deck is on their side yard and only about 10-15 feet from my bedroom window. When it's nice the kids like to scream and bounce basketballs on the deck early in the morning while I try and sleep.
They also have a club house, swing set and trampoline right outside my office window. It's nearly impossible to work at home with the windows open in the summer.
I've spent hundreds if not thousands on landscaping the front and back yards since we've moved in, including a laurel hedge row between our yards that will hopefully be tall enough to hide the eyesore of a house and deflect some of the sound.
Their front lawn looks like a Toys R Us exploded and is littered with toys 24/7 and it's starting to spill onto my property. It seems like every other day I'm picking up a soccer ball, frisbee, peddle car or bicycle out of my front lawn or driveway.
Yesterday the kids came over 3 times saying their ball went over the fence and asked if we could toss it back. The first 2 times my wife said yes, and the third time I said NO, it was ours now and my dog is going to use it as a chew toy.
This morning the mother walked up to my door while I was on a phone call and I was thinking she was going to confront me for disciplining her kids.
I was on the phone to waste management because somehow our garbage wasn't picked up the previous day.
She asked if I had some jumper cables because her kids were playing in her SUV last night had left the lights on. They just let the little kids run free and play in cars while she's trying to home school the teenagers.
Well my wife worked from home today and noticed one of the little ones dragging our recycling bin down the road and when she went to put it back she noticed the trash can was gone and found it in their back yard. THIS IS WHY MY GARBAGE WASN'T PICKED UP YESTERDAY?
I know it all sounds petty but little shit like this has been building up for a while. She has even offered to watch our kid which is obviously not going to happen since she can't even watch her own.
- grunttt0
morilla is that "hey, you kids, get off my lawn!" guy
barbtastic
(May 22 07, 11:56)and joyride is the "hey, you kids, get off on my lawn!" guy.
- joyride0
I had a roommate and his gf was so loud, not a yes screaming or normal sounds. We called her the yipper. it was like yip! yip! yip! yip! yip! yip! with every thrust
We pulled up to the house one day and heard her from the street... ridiculous!
- mg330
shellie, it would be awesome if you could have something outrageous in your house, and could convince them it's always been there.
Like...
A cougar. A real live cougar.
Neighbors would be like "Wow! This has been living beside me for four years and I never once heard it roar! Never smelled any cougar crap! Never noticed bags of raw meat being delivered day in and day out!!"
Bah!!!!
- morilla0
hahaa yeah, no shit.
There are like 3 variations to the sex noise
1. The Seal
2. The "yes"
3. the stutter
- joyride0
and joyride is the "hey, you kids, get off on my lawn!" guy.
grunttt
(May 22 07, 12:00)lol... wait, that's kinda creepy =(
- gramme0
apparently the lady who lives above us knows the intimate details of our goings-on, due to our razor-thin floors. Found out through another neighbor she blabbed to.
Equal parts proud & embarrassed.
- mrdobolina0
If you sent me the invite, I would go. If my current neighbors sent me an invite I would not.