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- flashbender
I'm sure some of you will find this useful. Awesome that a winery directory put it up.
- madirish0
"Ally Boozeface is a 32 year old certified cougar, on the prowl once again. Ally has been in the game since her sophomore year in college, and has an extraordinarily high tolerance. Unfortunately, she has been packing on the pounds lately and now tips the scale at 160 pounds. To compensate, she usually drinks on an empty stomach. Ally’s favorite drink is gin and tonic (G&T), and she can drink them very fast. As soon as she reaches the local singles bar, Ally orders two gin and tonics and begins drinking. After the first hour, she has already put down four gin and tonics and is in a great mood. Lets see why; 4 G&T x (0.85 oz/G&T) = 3.4 oz alcohol / 0.5 oz alcohol/drink = 7 drinks. – 2 drinks (high metabolic tolerance) = 5 drinks. Ally has a BAC 0.117, which would normally be on the way down the graph, but is perfect for her because she has a high functional tolerance. If she drinks one G&T per hour she will stay where she wants to be."
lol @ cougar actually used in a business website.