Safer Now
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- ItTango
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.
My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- AndyRoss0
I bookmarked that straight into my "Insane Stuff" folder.
I mean, where were those people when Bobby Fisher needed help? Or Michael Jackson? Those helmets would have done wonders for them, but these conspirators kept the secret under their hat.
Or something...
- mrdobolina0
great, another idea of mine ripped off!
- ItTango0
1) A cure for cancer & AIDS (in progress)
2) Ending genocide & poverty (in progress)
3) Preventing Alien Abductions (DONE)
4) Properly folding a fitted sheet (in progress)