Masturbation
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- Nairn0
I, for one, have never masturbated.
Never.
*winces spastically.
- pascii0
applejuice & fruits makes the sperm smell better
- ETM0
when you hit the 10 million mark, you will develop night vision
RoyBoy
(May 9 07, 22:05)I can see through time...
- tee_hee0
thanks for all your advices! whats weird is i just did it again. i think it is truly an addiction!
- ********0
i wear glasses since eleven and i have kids a bit all over the world.
- pascii0
i am far too horny and dry these days : (
- OSFA0
actually pineapple makes it sweeter.
- JackRyan0
i will try applejuice and fruit
kern_
(May 10 07, 05:20)I think pascii's suggestion of hand cream would be a better place to start, but to each his own.
weldedDepends though...what about a nice ripe cantaloupe with a hole cut in it?
- aktive0
Fruits make your sperm more tasty, who's thirsty?
- Jaline0
pascii, I think that was a little too much info ;)
or maybe there is no such thing at NT. So...I would say...get out and find some girls!
- Jaline0
Also, pascii, make sure to always mention how you're in a band.
- Jaline0
i wear glasses since eleven and i have kids a bit all over the world.
Witt
(May 10 07, 06:14)I've worn glasses since I was 9.
- ********0
my socks hurt.
- ********0
i wear glasses since eleven and i have kids a bit all over the world.
Witt
(May 10 07, 06:14)I've worn glasses since I was 9.
Jaline
(May 10 07, 07:03)but i was needing them since 8.
:P
- Jaline0
ha! I needed them even before. Just didn't tell my parents because I was afraid they'd be mad at me for needing glasses. Seriously.
I was silly.
Anyway, I will be on the lookout for any devilishly handsome, dreadlock-clad youngins.
- e-pill0
masterbation is the reason why clark kent has heat, infared and x-ray vision.
he also wears glasses.
- ********0
Joseph Cornell=onanist
- OSFA0
- -sputnik-0
There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question.
''What's the deal with all these clocks?'' John asked.
''Well,'' said God, ''these clocks tell how much a person masturbates.''
''Well, where's my clock?'' asked John.
''It's in the office,'' replied God. ''We use it as a fan.''
