Prison
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- OSFA0
2 of my 11th grade teachers told me if I wouldn't get naked I was going to prison because that's were bad boys who don't let their friends touch them go. And guess what? I'm rite here! haha!
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(May 4 07, 11:02)
- 5timuli0
He also smashed up a statue of Jesus on the cross in the local Chapel on the same night. Bloody Orangemen, eh?
- 5timuli0
I used to love this show...
http://www.prisoner-cellblockh.c…
- 5timuli0
Prison Rule #1:
http://www.prisoner-cellblockh.c…
- e-pill0
if you had to share a cell in QBN PRISON which nter would you not like to be sharing a cell with??
and which nter would you enjoy sharing a cell with.
Prison Cells come equiped with Ignore Feature, Stickers and a Skate Deck.
- jox0
I would be cellmates with mahd.
- CALLES0
been in 3 times
- ********0
This one drug dealer I was good friends with (worked for, heh) growing up with once got jumped in his house.
With an ice pick.
They wanted to torture him, but knew he was crazy, but did not want to shoot him because they might kill him too quick...
So when he came in, he got greeted with an ice pick in his back that got ripped to the front of his stomach.
It got stuck.
And in that instant it got stuck, he went Mike Tyson ape shit on the guy with an ice pick in him, and then went after the other guy.
He ripped the ice pick out of himself, and then proceeded to beat their faces in with the butt end making sure not to kill them but to disfigure them forever.
He is still thinking rationally at this point.
When he was telling me the story in the hospital, he then leaned over and went, "Because when I get better, they are going to start getting better and then I am really going to have fun with them."
It was a fucking awesome looking scar too, haha.
The 2 guys got killed in jail, and a year later he went to prison and has been there ever since.
* Looks fondly back on childhood.
MEEEEMMMOOOORRIIIEESSSS!
hahahah
- Jaline0
if you had to share a cell in QBN PRISON which nter would you not like to be sharing a cell with??
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(May 4 07, 11:08)QBN
- Jaline0
^ sorry, that's who I'd LIKE to be in a cell with.
- ********0
G-d bless the person who is in a cell with me, hahah.
I got the jimmy leg when I sleep, I am constantly moving and I hate quiet.
I am not made for confined spaces.
I am also claustrophobic.
- Jaline0
Yeah, but you would keep people entertained.
So wait...this is a man+woman jail?
- OSFA0
^ means all of the above???
That would be the party cell!
- ********0
Haha, I would keep Jaline entertained for a few months and then after she became friends with my connects, and had her own supply of cigarette barter, handles of prison wine, and extra brownies with all her meals ...
Would kill me in my sleep, haha.
- Jaline0
haha, no OSFA, just the post above that.
- OSFA0
shit... I thought u liked me...
wait is it because of the weed????
- Jaline0
I like you too! I just don't think I want to be stuck with like 20 guys in one prison cell for any period of time.
- nosaj0
Prison can come to me.
- nosaj0
In highschool I took a Greyhound bus from Halifax to Ottawa. I had a great seat at the back, no oneelse near me. The bus stopped near a prison in New Brunswick, must have been release day. Within seconds I was surrounded by freshly released ex-cons, all of them in a great mood. Any chance we had we had we'd get off the bus and grab a drink... it was the best bus trip.