RED EYES? STRONG SMELL OF WHISKEY?
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- kelpie
in here
- skt0
i look bad today, like i just strolled into work direct from the pub. i probably smell of whisky. i'm not sure, but i can still taste it.
what should i do?
- mrdobolina0
eat some grass.
- neue75_bold0
tomato juice bath...
- Rand0
I smell of fear and whiskey
- kelpie0
sneeze and cough loudly, shake a little while you walk, bemoan the lack of hot toddies in the office, take a sickie at lunch time with man flu
- CALLES0
vofka wine and beer over here
- -sputnik-0
mind if i hang in here just to live vicariously through you all?
- neue75_bold0
the sore penis and lower gak pains are all yours honey...
- skt0
mind if i hang in here just to live vicariously through you all?
-sputnik-
(May 4 07, 07:33)it's not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
- skt0
haha, or what snuggles said.
- emecks0
tell em the whisky is actually on yer wang to try and curb the spread of oozing pustules, the fuckers are spreading toward yer baws and you've been up all night embawing yer baws, then go to show them and see how quick you get sent hame
- FrdmOfSpch0
there's/no/hope/
- paraselene0
i was like that last week. this week, however, i have been an absolute saint.
O:)
^halo
- neue75_bold0
glad your willy is better para...
- k0na_an0k0
i probably smell of whisky. i'm not sure, but i can still taste it.
what should i do?
skt
(May 4 07, 07:27)brush your teeth?
- tadcautious0
have you tried the standard cover-ups? visine & breath mints?
- skt0
O:)
^halo
paraselene
(May 4 07, 07:37)your face is pointing the wrong way.
- skt0
and i just noticed, whiskEy, what the fuck is that?
- neue75_bold0
whiskeye! like red-eye?
- paraselene0
brush your teeth?
k0na_an0k
(May 4 07, 07:38)please see scottish stereotypes thread...