Scottish Stereotypes.
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- ********0
am gonae rip yer jaw and dae yer maw.
- seed0
I didn't know there was a stereotype of being cheap. I'm trying to remember some I just read in a joke book. Heres one:
Why are Scottish churches round?
So no one can hide in the corner during collections.
- 5timuli0
I had the privilege of having this grace my email inbox this week:
I could only get 30 secs in before I got bad flashbacks. Scotland's full of them. Manky, greasy wee fucktards the lot of them.
- ********0
I would offer a timeline timmy, but it was only about two posts ago.
- 5timuli0
Fuck me. Surely in the minute or so it took to post that, someone beat me to it? Story of my life.
- seed0
How do you get a Highlander onto the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
- 5timuli0
It's ok, I timelined myself with the back of a diary from 2003 and a purple Bic.
- ********0
good work young man.
- ********0
surprised nairn hadnae seen this thread yit...
- 5timuli0
Here, you can timeline me again. Twice :P
http://www.nedumentary.co.uk/ned…
http://www.nedumentary.co.uk/ned…
- FrdmOfSpch0
q: what did the blonde say when she gave birth and the doctor held the baby to her face with the umbilical cord still attached??
a: is it mine???
- emecks0
part of thon nedumentary was filmed in a stair I used tae live in Aiburdeen :)
- FrdmOfSpch0
ee little moosey aboot tha hoose ooweeeee ooow you crawl little moosey squeek squeek squeek nae bother
- kelpie0
shut it kuz
- ********0
part of thon nedumentary was filmed in a stair I used tae live in Aiburdeen :)
emecks
(May 4 07, 07:48)you used to live in a stair? are you a little mouse with clogs on, where? there on the stair right there....
- ********0
thats nae kuz by the way... as much as i think he's a cock, kuz at least is a bit clever.
this boy isnae.
- kelpie0
oh shite, there's two of them :0
- emecks0
stair, tenement, khan?
- gramme0
ill-tempered Presbyterians.
....the dram has not fallen far from the stil, i suppose :)
Slainte Mor!!!
- gramme0
hatred of Saxons
purveyance of bad/unhealthy food
deep-fryers of anything that is close at hand