Yes I Am Policman?
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- waynepixel
Bloody Random Day I am having.
I have just had the Police nock on my door, or should that be, bang the hell out of the door asking me, are you Wayne Grant, I say yes, next thing I know they are asking me, am I filling OK, and please do not commit suicide. I say what hell are you talking about, and what is this all about.
The policeman inform me that someone from my local area, named Wayne Grant has been sending emails back to Australia, saying that they are filling very low, and the parents' where very concerned about that person mental health. The police took my email and then leaved my house. WTF?
- Crouwel0
how are you filling now?
- waynepixel0
I am fine.
All I keep thinking was, have I done something wrong, and thank for scaring the shit out of me.
The last time the police nocked on the door, which was last year, they inform me that my father had died.
- FrdmOfSpch0
i'm glad they eventually leaved your house.
- v-gates0
At least Wayne Pixel fell fine
- set0
classic
- FrdmOfSpch0
i think he's ko-wean
- e-pill0
filling or feeling??
i am filling a hole with dirt.
or
i am feeling like crap i want to die...
- grunttt0
so was it another Wayne Grant?
nocking boots always makes me fill better.
- Jaline0
that sucks :(
but at least it wasn't horrible news.
- grunttt0
how did they take your email?
- grunttt0
this thread has more loose ends than the Sopranos.
- Witt0
- Rand0
wayne, you can be straight with me-- how are you feeling?
- rafalski0
My ex gf moved to Australia years ago to learn English, she eventually stayed there for good. She moved there years after we broke up, but somehow she felt she wanted us to be "friends", so she kept writing me detailed emails about her private life down under. One story she said was about a boyfriend who was a perfect man for her, but didn't satisfy her sexually size-wise. She eventually dumped him via text message ending "sorry, no hard fillings".
I really hope her English improved and she gets filled properly now..
- kelpie0
woka woka woka
- Witt0
so people move to Australia to learn english? i thought you could do it in Manx.
- moth0
Maybe they just knocked on all of the doors with a "Wayne" behind them.
To be a "Wayne" is justifiable reason to kill oneself.
Seriously.
"Wayne Rooney".
I'll bet he wants to kill himself today.
- rafalski0
so people move to Australia to learn english? i thought you could do it in Manx.
Witt
(May 3 07, 05:41)Most of all she was a wealthy mommy's girl trying to prove she could make it on her own thousands of miles away. Good for her.
When I translated to her what she actually wrote the guy, laughing my ass off, she got furious and stopped emailing me. Good for both of us.All good that ends good. I hope the guy is doing allright too.
- Witt0
i hear you - wealthy mommy's girls are hard to understeed.