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- ********0
my voice sounds exactly like Alex Baldwin yelling at his daughter
- Jaline0
yeah, but you're too perfect, helping out your parents and all. cooking, loving pregnant women, being respectful. You can't taint that aspect of yourself.
:P
- ninjasavant0
totally should have ditched all that and called you so you could have bought me a pint or 8 on IBM expense account.....
madirish
(May 1 07, 14:34)dude, totally. the fools actually gave me a corporate card with my name on it . . .
btw, you have some lovely work out there.
- Jaline0
my voice sounds exactly like Alex Baldwin yelling at his daughter
Rand
(May 1 07, 14:35)perfect.
- madirish0
please do not bring up the word 'taint' in the same sentence as my parental units....
...they would laugh at me.
:)
- ninjasavant0
my voice sounds exactly like Alex Baldwin yelling at his daughter
Rand
(May 1 07, 14:35)I only ever read the transcript for that and for some reason I read it in Chief Wiggum's voice in my head. Now Rand sounds like Chief Wiggum.
- Jaline0
gotcha, Matt. Maybe "moist"?
ahahaha, people, particularly parents, hate that word.
- madirish0
they gave you a farking card with your name on it!???!??? i am *definitly* blowing off my mother the next time i am there for sure this time...
thanks a bunch man- i really appreciate it.
- ********0
jesus--blowing off your mother?
that's low
- madirish0
hahaha
i have a friend, who if the word moist is said w/in his earshot, will literally beat the person if they do not say something to calm him first. so funny.
but yes, moist is fine w/ the units.... ;)
- Jaline0
Rand would rightfully send me to my room without dinner if I were to ever do that to Shari.
- ********0
you need to rub the ointment on your moist taint.
- Jaline0
oh.....dear...
- ninjasavant0
you need to rub the ointment on your moist taint.
morilla
(May 1 07, 14:43)but be sure to avoid the 'unit' as it may cause burning.
- spendogg0
Worst day Ever!
- Jaline0
if it had anything to do with 'ointment', a 'taint' and 'moistness' i am feeling you...
madirish
(May 1 07, 14:45)
- ********0
ointment almost bugs me as much as moist.
but also salve
- Jaline0
I can only think of sexual things when someone says "moist".
Actually, I can only think of sexual things most of the time.
:(
- Jaline0
...dinky has clearly tainted me.
- ********0
Actually, I can only think of sexual things most of the time.
:(
Jaline
(May 1 07, 14:51)it's ok