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- mattyd040
what you gotta do, jevad, is go to a bar with a buddy of yours and have him stand at the other end of the bar. then, walk up to a lady and say 'see my friends over there' (your friends sheepishly waves). when she says yes, say "he wants to know if you think *i'm* cute."
- kelpie0
oh jesus
- paraselene0
*archly stalks through thread, chin up, hand on hip
- kelpie0
so...
- kelpie0
...245 posts in are you any closer to crackin this ancient conundrum then jevad?
- ********0
hahaha, matty did I tell you that one awhile ago?
- gramme0
*munches celery stalks whilst stalking through thread, chin up, hand on hip, eyes begging for one more please just one more line of cocaine, only 5 more pounds til I'm flatter than a pre-teen Swedish boy
paraselene
(May 1 07, 07:35)
- kelpie0
naw, I've never seen para's eyes begging for just ONE more line of cocaine. that's unrealistic.
- ********0
go to glasgow and sit at the end of the bar flicking peanuts into orange cleavage. you will score a gammie before you know it.
- Jaline0
looks like jevad spent the night.
- ********0
looks like jevad spent the night with wham on repeat, weeping quietly.
Jaline
(May 1 07, 07:40)
- Jaline0
He hasn't been here yet, is what I mean. Perhaps he is putting on concealer for all those puffy spots.
;)
- paraselene0
what's the point?
- jevad0
looks like jevad spent the night with wham on repeat, weeping quietly.
Jaline
(May 1 07, 07:40)
skt
(May 1 07, 07:41)ftw
- kelpie0
go to glasgow and sit at the end of the bar flicking peanuts into orange cleavage. you will score a gammie before you know it.
skt
(May 1 07, 07:39)I haven't resorted to that in quite some time.
Although that "my pal wants to know if you think I'm cute" line might work there.
Or it might just get you stabbed.
I'll stick with "haw. nae night buses oan. fancy a winch?"
- ********0
in dating?
- paraselene0
um. i meant in ONE line of cocaine.
- ********0
I'll stick with "haw. nae night buses oan. fancy a winch?"
kelpie
(May 1 07, 07:44)hahaha. awesome. i need to go back.
- kelpie0
um. i meant in ONE line of cocaine.
paraselene
(May 1 07, 07:45)none. none at all. well said.
- ********0
i just said awesome without being sarcastic. i NEED to go back.