Guys, I owe you an apology
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- flavorful0
hahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahah...
- jevad0
amen
- Crouwel0
SO GODDAMN TRUE.
- Tara0
what the hell is in there, it was blocked at my job
- _me_0
I used to scoff and roll my eyes when you went on and on about how women were so different and complicated. I probably even told a few of you to fuck off when you got going on that. I wrote it off as simple chauvinism. But then I had an experience that changed my perspective: I tried to have sex with a woman.
My first experience was with a life-long lesbian, and, given her experience and comfort with the whole thing, she took the lead. I wasn't really aware of that because, as a life-long heterosexual, it didn't play out all that differently from the encounters I'd had with men (until we started touching each other, that is). A few months later I met Jen through a mutual friend. Jen and I had a lot in common and as we chatted we learned we had something very interesting in common: we both wanted to have sex with another woman. This revelation came very early in our friendship, and we were obviously attracted to each other, so it seemed inevitable we would end up in bed together. Jen had never been with a woman before, though, so as the more experienced person I ended up taking the lead, taking the male role.
So there we were, two young, healthy, horny women, hot for each other. I figured getting her naked would be no big deal. Was I fucking mistaken. We went on date after date, talking endlessly about who knows what. The whole time I couldn't relax - I kept trying to read her signals, what she said, her body language, trying to figure out if tonight would be the night. It was very strange - I usually loved talking with girlfriends, but this just made me feel exhausted and stupid. What was I doing wrong? Why couldn't I make it happen? And then it dawned on me: this is what guys do ALL THE TIME.
So we did eventually do it, and we had a great time. I thought after that I would be more relaxed, but I was wrong again. It did get easier with each successive encounter, but only slightly. I still felt that pressure to read her mind. Only after 3 or 4 times did I finally feel comfortable with her, and then she moved out of town. We still email and see each other occasionally.
So guys, I have seen into your world, and I can say now, you definitely have it tougher than we do. I feel your pain. And ladies, if you're reading this, go easy on them. If you want to get it on, just let them know. They're killing themselves trying to figure it out. And that's just getting in the way of some potentially good fucking.
- _me_0
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I used to scoff and roll my eyes when you went on and on about how women were so different and complicated. I probably even told a few of you to fuck off when you got going on that. I wrote it off as simple chauvinism. But then I had an experience that changed my perspective: I tried to have sex with a woman.My first experience was with a life-long lesbian, and, given her experience and comfort with the whole thing, she took the lead. I wasn't really aware of that because, as a life-long heterosexual, it didn't play out all that differently from the encounters I'd had with men (until we started touching each other, that is). A few months later I met Jen through a mutual friend. Jen and I had a lot in common and as we chatted we learned we had something very interesting in common: we both wanted to have sex with another woman. This revelation came very early in our friendship, and we were obviously attracted to each other, so it seemed inevitable we would end up in bed together. Jen had never been with a woman before, though, so as the more experienced person I ended up taking the lead, taking the male role.
So there we were, two young, healthy, horny women, hot for each other. I figured getting her naked would be no big deal. Was I fucking mistaken. We went on date after date, talking endlessly about who knows what. The whole time I couldn't relax - I kept trying to read her signals, what she said, her body language, trying to figure out if tonight would be the night. It was very strange - I usually loved talking with girlfriends, but this just made me feel exhausted and stupid. What was I doing wrong? Why couldn't I make it happen? And then it dawned on me: this is what guys do ALL THE TIME.
So we did eventually do it, and we had a great time. I thought after that I would be more relaxed, but I was wrong again. It did get easier with each successive encounter, but only slightly. I still felt that pressure to read her mind. Only after 3 or 4 times did I finally feel comfortable with her, and then she moved out of town. We still email and see each other occasionally.
So guys, I have seen into your world, and I can say now, you definitely have it tougher than we do. I feel your pain. And ladies, if you're reading this, go easy on them. If you want to get it on, just let them know. They're killing themselves trying to figure it out. And that's just getting in the way of some potentially good fucking.
_me_
(Apr 19 07, 08:40)not _me_ btw: wish it was my missus tho!
- JackRyan0
Anybody in here want to get it on?
- akoni0
should be a master's thesis...
nobel prize material
- tyranisus0
that is excellent
- Crouwel0
i want to fuck you all. yes, tara, you too. and flavorful too, and e-pill and everyone..
seriously. i am just being straightforward here.
:P
- JackRyan0
Crouwel...way to not let intimidation get in the way of some good fucking. We should all fuck everybody. Everyone fucking everybody...lets get sweaty people!
- Crouwel0
and also everywhere, i just want to fuck a nice blonde when i see her sitting in the sun in front of the coffeeshop, i'd love to just slap it in there while ordering a caffe latte and discussing the weather with the girl next to her.
- madirish0
and her, you, i am sure
- Rand0
i just want to fuck Kate Moss's logo.
Crouwel
(Apr 19 07, 09:03)
- Crouwel0
naturally.
unless she doesn't like guys who love a caffe latte and talk about the weather.
- jaybee0
fuckin amazing..
i wanna fuck someone, anybody up for it?
Girls of course :D
- Crouwel0
i just want to fuck Kate Moss's logo.
Crouwel
(Apr 19 07, 09:03)
Rand
(Apr 19 07, 09:06)good times.
- JackRyan0
I want to fuck a hottie while I watch Girls Gone Wild...doggy style, so we both can watch it at the same time. Get some!
- walkman0
just read the apology letter...
so funny! thanks - whoever you are!
- walkman0
and now I've finished reading the thread...
haha... I like lattes and the weather.
let's all be like the Bonobos!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bon…
except more attractive, I'm sure....