NT Golf 2007
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- joyride0
I like mini golf....
Jaline
(Apr 18 07, 14:14)I like blue balls... wait... no i don't
;)
- Jaline0
heh
I kind of suck at actual golf. I'm sure I'd get better with practice, of course, but the first time I couldn't hit the ball off the tee for a while.
- spendogg0
I am so itchin to get out - I haven't played since my baby was born.
and kona keep the arm straight and slow down your swing with the new clubs - it may be a pace thing
- PonyBoy0
I don't see why not grunttt. Just go to one of the far mats and hammer away with a cold one. I wouldn't make it too obvious but fuck it, do first ask later.
k0na_an0k
(Apr 18 07, 13:10)
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... that's an 'extension' of the American way right there. :)
- flavorful0
I left my clubs (my uncle’s old clubs that the one time I went to *A* golf course people gave me props on, only for me to find out later they were making fun of me to my face and I had no idea) in my trunk all winter.
So ...
Yea, I don’t golf.
I putt-putt around clowns, windmills, and I always choose the correct hole to get the hole-in-one when there are three possibilities however.
- Crouwel0
I am a devoted minigolfer.
- AndyRoss0
Good driving ranges sell beer.
Good golf courses sell beer.
I say "bullshit" about there being no drinking allowed at British courses. I can't imagine those folks do anything without drinking. Nobody in England ever gets tan because they spend all their time in the pub. I mean their Parliament has a bar right in the building for fex sake! And golf was invented in Scotland, and you know the Scots aren't going to come up with something they can't do drunk.
I say it again, "Bullshit!"
- Crouwel0
(in Dutch it is called midgetgolf btw. - that is so wrong, innit?)
- Crouwel0
damnit, flavor beat me to it.
technically in US terms i am a devoted Putt-Putter™.
- Crouwel0
haha ponyboy.
- AndyRoss0
What's funny is that the midgets I know call it "Dutch Golf." They even have a song, "Every hole is the glory hole when you play Dutch Golf."
And they allow drinking, but not peeing. Peeing, of course, they call "Dutch Cocktail."
So, there's a lot of cruelty between the Dutch and the Midgets.
- AndyRoss0
Oh, and if somebody doesn't pay for something, they call it "Dutch Tipping..."
Naturally...
; - )
- Crouwel0
hahahahahahaha, andyross!!!
- flavorful0
Also if you get a caddy for your bag of clubs ... you call him or her ... a Dutch-Bag.
Andy, yours were a lot better, hahhaha.
- PonyBoy0
man... spoken like a true Michiganite, andyross... :)
... i had a buddy from up there who would drop 'dutch' one-liners all day long.
- Jaline0
Here, golfing is what hockey players do once they are out of the playoffs.
- flavorful0
Haha, Jaline, that is what all professional athletes do pretty much.
- Jaline0
haha, I thought so.
I'm waiting to be pummeled by tomatoes.