And the winner is...
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- ********0
mike, maybe she said skunk
- kelpie0
cat-rape, I think
- ********0
i'm sensing a theme.
- kelpie0
just testing the water, really.
- paraselene0
won't ask doesn't get!
*proffers cat
- Jaline0
sorry, kelpie, you'll never be a true American :P
I don't know about that shifty para either...
- kelpie0
no no, that cats are doing the raping this time. look out, they're bad.
- paraselene0
*sings some kind of proud american song-thingmie
:l
- ********0
oh dear, my negroni is finished
- paraselene0
don't worry, darling, i've made a jug of pimms.
- ********0
mwa
- neue75_bold0
could be jim, between the accent and the slang, I'm never quite sure what she's on about...
- ********0
but it hardly matters, eh?
- kelpie0
oh fuck, you're not seeing an antipod are you, snuggs?
it'll end in tears.
- neue75_bold0
heh, we move in together May 1st.. :O
- ********0
godspeed, you black emperor
- neue75_bold0
it's not a competition, though...
- kelpie0
yeah, I lived with mine too, now I'm a broken hate filled wretch lurching from one meaningless hollow sexual encounter to the next, never to be happy again.
sure you'll be fine though. g'luck squire
- neue75_bold0
I forgot she was one of them.. sors kelps.. if it helps, I'll hate-fuck mine tonight and have 'er call me simon...
- kelpie0
that'll just make it worse. I'll just hunt and kill young fresh blood tonight and toast you with a goblet of it.
*weeps.