freaking potato bug!
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- Momentum2
ARghh! So I wake up at 3am to the sound of something gnawing paper! I though it might be a mouse so I put my contacts on to investigate.
I find the source of the irritating sound and I was welcomed by an alien! A head of Sam Cassell (from the Clippers) and a body of an overweight cricket/grasshopper!
So I see him just eating a piece of paper...i guess my flyers are that good!
I prepare myself to capture this hell demon but not knowing it has a speed of a jaguar! So I was able to corner him and I didn't want to get to close because with a head like that i'm sure it bites!
I look around my room and trying to find something long so I can smash it, but the only thing long that wasn't part of my body was my Les Paul and my Ovation... which there is no way I will use my babe as a weapon. So I grabbed my shoe and I threw it at the sucker.
Stunned and dazed it started to just run into the wall. Then he turned around and looked at me. With those iddy biddy eyes and the his eighthead (bigger than a forehead) he knew his time was up.
With a shout of SPARRRTTAAAAA, I lunged my shoe once again to his eminent death!What the hell is a freaking potato bug doing in my room and how did he get in here? I know this is only one battle of a on going war.
SPARTTAA!
- JonnyReckless0
Momentum2 i am not kidding when i say this.
after i read your story i had to google 'potato bug' and after the images came up i shit you not i just tight-rolled my jeans.
fucking-a that just ruined my productivity today. i keep looking down at the floor for bugs now damnit.
FUCK
- Momentum20
Seriously Jonny this sucker was nasty! If I only knew how it got in my room!
- JonnyReckless0
ever see star trek III? maybe that's the wrong one but anyways, in it they take these huge bugs and put them in bone's helmet, them make him put on the helmet and the thing crawls into his ear... you don't own a space helmet do you?!?
- hiatus0
HOLY CRAP......its like a pit bull version of a roach..illllllll!!