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- emecks
ye there?
- kelpie0
aye, whits up?
- skt0
whit in the fuck time is it where you two cunts are sending electronic messages to eah other?
the things you can do these days.
- kelpie0
quarter to ten, what in the hell are you doing up? and on here?!
- emecks0
he fell in the cauldron as a child and every time he takes magic potion now he cannae sleep, khan?
it's fixed itsel noo anyway :D
- kelpie0
curiouser and curiouser, what did you do to yourself? and did it run the risk of jeopardising your forthcoming nuptials?
- kelpie0
*the mind boggles at the trouble emecks could get himself into
- emecks0
I managed to free myself of the nuptial threatening device of my own accord. This morning's near disaster has now been averted by an italian of all people.
- Kuz0
you're not getting hitched now? i'm interested in what's happening in your life.
give me the deets an'all.
cheers,
Khurram Aziz, aka, Kuz aka The Samurai.
- emecks0
fucken right I'm getting hitched Kuzzy, all translations have been did, rings are being crafted in precious metals, certificates of no impediment are being got, relatives are booking flights, canal barges are being scrubbed down and vows are being written.
but the problem this morning was of a quark nature which damn near made us miss a 12 o'clock deadline for the printers. all is well again.
- Kuz0
awww, you're wedding plans sound off the chain!!!!
:D:D:D
- kelpie0
thank god, I know little of that cursed application - haven't used it in years :)
- emecks0
I am currently drilling into the designer's skull and am going to pour in a couple of fluid ounces of inDesign
- paraselene0
*streaks
- neue75_bold0
* cleans greasy streak marks
- neue75_bold0
Barcelona, June 1st?
- neue75_bold0
alrighty then...
guess I'll just head home then and fuck right off...
- paraselene0
calm down! gmail is having a tizzy so's i can't write back!
maybe, baby. 'pends on the new job, inint.
:)
- kelpie0
you want holiday? you want?
could be up for that, been quite keen on going back for a visit lately.
I'll assume you're inviting me on account of posting it in one of my threads.
- moth0
I loath Spain.
All their waiters do is wait.
- kelpie0
you have to learn to be a pushy euro prick. snappy fingers, getty food