odds of dying
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- blaw
from the NTB:
http://www.nsc.org/lrs/statinfo/…fascinating!
odds of expiring at your desk while ramping up for a productive monday...
...nil, provided you can avoid "Accidental poisoning by and exposure to noxious substances, X40-X49".
- mattyd040
looks like all your fears of dying by being bitten or crushed by a reptile were unsubstantiated.
- mattyd040
Contact with hot tap-water, X11
26 11,186,539 144,156the next time you wash your hands could be the last...
- blaw0
the copywriting is certainly entertaining. imagine if you were assigned this task and had to come up with "Exposure to inanimate mechanical forces, W20-W49", further specified as "Struck by or striking against object, W20-W22".
it reminds me of when the rolling stones played the superbowl halftime show and accounts the following day reported the censorship of lyrics that "referred to a woman's sexual sway over a dead man."
i do love a talented wordsmith.