300!!!
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- acedeuce
just saw a pre-screening of it here on campus. best art direction ever.
I came multiple times.
"TONIGHT, WE DIE IN HELL!"
- hiten0
i believe its "DINE" but I never seen the movie yet so i could be wrong.
- blackspade0
wheres the shitty cam'd torrent with crappy audio so that I might ruin the experience of watching it on DVD already! ;D
- acedeuce0
very well could be DINE - i was too busy wiping off my drool from my face to pay attention.
- Jaline0
Butler's the hottest thing ever.
- harlequino0
If you dined in hell, what would you have?
I'd order the filet.
Rare, obviously.
- Seanbot0
I'd enjoy a nice human and some fava bean and a nice chilled chianti.
ThThThThThThThThThTh
- Seanbot0
and one too many ands.
- SlashPeckham0
I've seen the whole thing!
wait until it comes out - its definatly one to watch on the big screen :-)
- acedeuce0
one more day for the rest of you.
muahahahahah!
bring a towel.
- CALLES0
Butler's the hottest thing ever.
Jaline
(Mar 6 07, 19:52)i was going to call you a faggot... but then i read your screen name
- TheBlueOne0
If you dined in hell, what would you have?
I'd order the filet.
Rare, obviously.
harlequino
(Mar 6 07, 20:30)Deviled eggs. They'd HAVE to be good.
- TheBlueOne0
...oh and the pasta fra diavlo...
- k0na_an0k0
I'd order the quad stacker from Burger King with a large order of fries and a quart of coke.
Fuck it. I'm in hell, who gives a shit if I get fat.
- ETM0
But looks aside... is it a good film? Script, acting, faithfulness to the original material (i.e. Frank Miller's graphic novel) etc.?
- harlequino0
Fuck it. I'm in hell, who gives a shit if I get fat.
k0na_an0k
(Mar 8 07, 07:23)I hear hell is clique-ish. Lots of pretty people in Jimmy Choo's.
But then again, that is MY hell. :/
- dibec0
complete eye candy. worthless Hollywood story.
- nearestexit0
Eye candy? No way.
If you liked Sin City (the movie), you'll love 300.
From what I've seen of the trailers, it looks like the film will be pretty close to the graphic novel. Although I've read the movie expands the role of Leonida's wife in the film.
- dibec0
It is total eye candy. The manner the movie is filmed and the CGI is just jaw dropping. Eye candy to the extreme 8000.
Most movies today jump on the CGI boat and not the story boat. So you get these great looking movies, but overall the script/plot is just flat. I have all read some great reviews, and they call come to conclude the same thing, story is okay CGI is the shizz.
But of course, I have my junky movies I like .... Rambo, Predator, Aliens, etc.
Boo-ya! Hot Coffee! Where the girls at ! woot-woot!
- Jaline0
w00t!
- design_naked0
Here is the greatest movie review ever...and it just so happens to be of 300...
"I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It's called 300. I don't know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could've called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it'd still rule.
It's about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.
The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it's sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY . Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, "I need some extra sauce packets" guess what? You're getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.
I can't spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN'T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that's hitting someone's balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.
TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN'T LIKE:
COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENESWho gives a shit if the music isn't historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could've used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel's Pretzel is telling you that you'll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.
COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSSBasically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There's wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he's got Rosie O'Donnell on his back.
Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.
NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY ("DUDE-ITY"These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they're serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.
Any directors reading this - IT'S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.
Can't someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?
My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I've seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf."